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The Thumb Thespian

@bishopcognac.bsky.social

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Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash your bellybutton!

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Nov 22

Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 12m

Man's got a mountain of Meerkat calf muscles

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 8h

This is a cry for help...

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 26m

We need that time.
That's just how we are. 😌🫡

jerk punani 🇯🇲 @kennedialy.bsky.social · 7h

I’m an Aquarius. I might disappear for a few days, but I still love you the same ❤️

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · May 9

Me when I see someone take too many steps, during a layup

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 28m

Our revenge tour continues.
We already served Newcastle, and West Ham, a dish.... and now it's Fulham's turn. #Arsenal

now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 7h

After winning 3-0 at Craven Cottage in 2023, Arsenal have failed to beat Fulham in their last two attempts.

Craven Cottage awaits on Saturday… 🔜

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 31m

#ThunderousThighsThursday 😌😌

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Bell Biv Defoe @bigfairee.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll beat Klay Thompson’s ass. Here and now no Luther.

SPOOKY BANDIT 10/14 ☠️🦇🔪 @iamelyse.bsky.social · 1d

MEGAN THE WOMAN YOU ARE 😍

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 33m

Mr Johnson's using the dishwasher, to cook salmon 🤣😭😭🤣😭 #AbbottElementary

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Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 7h

Unk. Be. Jammin. 😭🔥

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 56m

This is DEFINITELY a skit though 🤣🤣🤣 look at the bites he's taking. He's NOT enjoying that shit. Man's taking little nibbles with his front teeth.. LMAO! If you liked that shit, you'd throw a handful in your mouth 😂😭

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 8h

This is a cry for help...

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 59m

Consuming a mountain of bat abdomen, is CRAAAAAZY.

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 8h

This is a cry for help...

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

Ava really asked Jacob, why the bath water turns brown 🤣😭
#AbbottElementary

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

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🫧Mari “Allll ah diiis” Targaryen 😌™️ @chimchamri.bsky.social · 7h

Lmao remember this?? Good morning!

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 2d

They move like they're glitching... So I know they're on that stuff. 🤣

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 3d

Overall I don't trust squirrels

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

🗣️ 🔊 PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALL RETURNS ON SATURDAAAAAAY!!!!

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jan 20

Me at work angrily reading an email, that's asking me to do something, well within the parameters of my job role...

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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 6h

Everytime I have to perform literally any function of my job description

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

Bro... It's like... YES, I'm employed by you... But I'm NOT here to WORK, work. Why don't they get it?!?! 😂😭

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 6h

Everytime I have to perform literally any function of my job description

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

I wonder what Rasta Mouse been up to lately... 🤔

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Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 6h

Four former classmates who lived in the same dorm-room 26 years ago in North Carolina Central University's Law School, an HBCU, Judge Shamieka Rhinehart, Judge Camille Banks-Prince, Judge Keisha Wright-Hill, and Judge Teresa Raquel Robinson-Freeman, have all achieved impressive careers as judges.