Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Another reminder: I have it set so people I don’t follow can’t reply for a very good reason right now. I’m in autistic burnout and interactions are very difficult for me. Anyone circumventing that because they really feel I need to read their opinion on something I posted will be blocked immediately
bethanyblack.bsky.social
It’s a fucken barn owl. Swively headed cunt
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Great, now there’s a fucking screech owl in the tree outside my window. Fml
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Watching “The Conjuring: Last Rites” because Mrs Beth loves this kind of horror movie. I’ve had a panic attack and can’t be alone in a room with a window, so all in all it’s had the filmmakers desired effect
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realgdt.bsky.social
The world lost a genial man, a genius communicator and a supreme artist. I lost a friend - beloved Drew.
awd.bsky.social
Rest in Peace, Drew Struzan
bethanyblack.bsky.social
That this joke will get absolutely nothing shows how spot on it is
bethanyblack.bsky.social
You reckon Patrick Wilson ever looks in the mirror and thinks “I know him! What’s his name?”
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Me, arriving in Valhalla: “…so I said ‘Are you Viking hard or hardly Viking?’ and it didn’t go down to well, so I started singing 🎵 these boats are made for viking and that’s just what they’ll do, and one of these days these boats are gonna…’ and before I could finish they chucked me overboard.”
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Made a dinner (non-aesthetically pleasing) that is a barbecue chipotle chilli with cannellini beans with two halved potatoes coated in oil and salt and roasted in the oven, topped with grated cheese and sour cream and realised what I’ve done is make jacket potatoes with baked beans and cheese
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Psst, when the AI bubble bursts, the tech will be too expensive on a per use basis to be allowed to continue to be used for free and more expensive per use than streamers.
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stavvers.bsky.social
Picked this year's scotch bonnet and had a cautious nibble on the end of one to check the flavour. It was delicious, sweet and fruity like a good scotch bonnet... but barely had any heat. I shrugged and prepped the batch because they'd still be good for the project I had in mind.
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Oh god yes, there are so many more points of inflammation now. I’m genuinely terrified of when it goes, and then the 15 years following that. But at least Curtis Yarvin has realised his followers overplayed their hand and has run away before he has to avoid mobs and lampposts
bethanyblack.bsky.social
It’s one of the most preposterous things I’ve seen in ages, everybody knows and they’re hoping there are enough rubes to keep it going until the physics changes 😂
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handelaar.org
See also the Gold vs USD graph for 2025 because that definitely shows that EVERYTHING IS FINE LALALA MOVE ALONG
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Love the nuclear block option on here, but I’m also super nosy so I have an alt for looking at the posts in a thread from a blocked user
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adamcadmon1.bsky.social
If you're going to go to a protest, don't sign up beforehand and don't sign anything while you're there.

Mask up. Buddy up.

Have a designated comms person w/ phone. Leave your phone at home.

Take care.
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owillis.bsky.social
americans have been learning about "no kings" via alternative media. social media, tiktok etc. we dont need the msm anymore and progressives should be investing billions in building up our own alternative information beachheads instead of constantly begging the dying msm to "do better"
willbunch.bsky.social
This from the great @sulliview.bsky.social on the media's anemic (or non-) coverage of the massive No Kings movement is such a great point
bethanyblack.bsky.social
This was more from the angle that in 1973 there was a small number of companies that accounted for a massively outsized chunk of the economy, and the same today with a smaller number being worth a bigger chunk.
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Correct, I have talked about this a lot over the last 6 months, and mentioned every point you said, I’m only talking about this now like this because I think the 1973 crash and the fact it took the UK to 1987 to recover and the US until 1993 to recover is an interesting comparison more so than 2008
bethanyblack.bsky.social
(That x10 is the *at least* number) when the market crashed in 1973 the “nifty 50” accounted for 60% of the value of the S&P 500, the seven big AI companies today are about the same value. Nvidia on itsaccounts for 8%
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Saw a video comparing the AI bubble to the Nifty 50 stock crash of 1973, and it feels like the closest parallel, certainly moreso than the dotcom bubble. In 1973 it turned out the top 50 stocks were overvalued by x10 and a combination of the oil crisis and the Nixon Shock made the market crash
bethanyblack.bsky.social
“…honestly it’s just pure dumb luck that I had my axe in my hand, so I got in on a technicality.”
bethanyblack.bsky.social
Me, arriving in Valhalla: “…so I said ‘Are you Viking hard or hardly Viking?’ and it didn’t go down to well, so I started singing 🎵 these boats are made for viking and that’s just what they’ll do, and one of these days these boats are gonna…’ and before I could finish they chucked me overboard.”
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
(Duck church)

Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread

*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*