Bennett
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bennjeff.bsky.social
If TS can wear a wig all the time so can Landon
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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jeremykaplowitz.com
calling Sarah Squirm's snl character "jewface" is so funny. she is literally jewish! that's her real face! it's like getting mad at Kenan Thompson for doing "blackface" lmao
reddit snippet: Her recent sketch was blatant Jewface, barely masked by an Italian persona. The exaggerated expressions and nasal voice revive anti-Jewish libels from the darkest chapters of history.
bennjeff.bsky.social
The new Format song sounds more like fun. than any of their previous songs
bennjeff.bsky.social
My man went up there and said “sucks to suck”
bennjeff.bsky.social
Sure, just weird to me to healthy scratch a guy if you’re wanting to trade him. Seems like it hurts what little value they think he has. Center depth in the organization still sucks though imo even if Stankoven works out
bennjeff.bsky.social
Haha I definitely thought about doing this in Raleigh but you seemed like you were having fun by the merch table and I didn’t want to be awkward
bennjeff.bsky.social
I’m just surprised they kept him around at all since it’s clear Rod does not trust him and doesn’t seem to think he has anything to do with his linemates playing well this year or centering Necas last year. Though oddly he’s been on the PK this year. I don’t get the deal with him and the team.
bennjeff.bsky.social
Also healthy scratching $4.8 million dollars in KK lol. Unless they’re saying it’s because his eye but I doubt it
bennjeff.bsky.social
Do you know what the lines were for the canes? Didn’t see any of their guys share it
bennjeff.bsky.social
Damn, this one is actually pretty shocking
rollingstone.com
D’Angelo, the neo-soul trailblazer and modern visionary whose three albums were all heralded as classic works of art, has died at age 51.

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bennjeff.bsky.social
Lint Licker Queen deserves to get the same type of bag that Flo from Progressive got
davidjroth.bsky.social
It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.
bennjeff.bsky.social
As a former catcher I always love to seeing catchers field bunts. Cal Raleigh rules is what I’m getting at
bennjeff.bsky.social
Are they the same? Walt posted that Jankowski was in place at 4C over KK
bennjeff.bsky.social
but enough about Marlins Man.....
bennjeff.bsky.social
Just getting around to this in my inbox this morning and it just solidified my rooting interest in the Mariners this postseason.
dbanthony.bsky.social
For you longtime Former Clarity heads, you may remember the medical issues I wrote about six years ago. Well, they're back. But it's okay, because I mostly wrote about the Seattle Mariners instead.
It's happening again
I'm having surgery in nine days. But, more importantly, the Seattle Mariners.
www.formerclarity.com
bennjeff.bsky.social
Unc falling ass backwards into a good football coaching hire this offseason is going to be annoying as shit
bennjeff.bsky.social
lol what the hell was that from the panthers
bennjeff.bsky.social
Also funny if that happens because Debbie thought she was so smart for trying to hire him constantly
bennjeff.bsky.social
Fired coach is the greatest job in the world
bennjeff.bsky.social
If you and your kid are the same sex and you use the family restroom you’re also an asshole
bennjeff.bsky.social
If you’re an adult and you use the family restroom without kids you can go fuck yourself
bennjeff.bsky.social
If you’re an adult and you use the family restroom without kids you can go fuck yourself
bennjeff.bsky.social
Oh I’m not mad at all. I expect Campbell to be their last win, maybe they beat unc
bennjeff.bsky.social
Didn’t happen if I couldn’t see it since I don’t have peacock
bennjeff.bsky.social
Gonna watch some hockey
Ice hockey players warming up on the ice before the game