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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 3h

“Lairmore said he ‘could feel it through his ballistic vest’ and it ‘exploded all over’ him after the Subway stack hit him. He said he ‘could smell the onions and mustard’ on his uniform, and even had an onion string hanging by his police radio later that night.”

This court case is pure gold.

Border Patrol agent testifies sandwich thrown at him "exploded all over," left mustard stains

Sean Dunn has been charged with a misdemeanor felony count for throwing a sandwich at a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agent during President Trump's federal takeover of D.C.

www.cbsnews.com

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 4h

Apparently the jurors can’t stop laughing in the sandwich throwing case in court today.

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David Sirota @davidsirota.com · 4h

Nobody is asking for Dem politicians to issue fawning statements about Dick Cheney.

Literally not one person is asking for that. Dems could just say nothing.

The fact that top Dems are instead issuing those laudatory statements is a deliberate middle finger to everyone harmed by Cheney.

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 7h

Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.

Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 7h

now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’

Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.

www.yahoo.com

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h

FUCK HAHAHAHA

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 10h

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 11h

Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.

We live in Idiocracy.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

theonion.com/dick-cheney-...

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

theonion.com

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10h

this is genuinely how i found out he died

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

theonion.com/dick-cheney-...

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave

SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...

theonion.com

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

This is an excellent idea!!!

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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 17h

He looks like he's about to roofie a drink at a bar

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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 17h

He looks like he's about to roofie a drink at a bar

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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 22h

Is there anything these fucks HAVE SEEN?

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 22h

“In Israel, Leaking Evidence of Rape Is a Bigger Scandal Than Raping a Palestinian”

According to Israel and its supporters, the scandal is not the vile sexual assault depicted in a leaked video last year – it’s that someone released the tape, writes Minnah Arshad for Zeteo:

In Israel, Leaking Evidence of Rape Is a Bigger Scandal Than Raping a Palestinian

According to Israel and its supporters, the scandal is not the vile assault depicted in a leaked video last year – it’s that someone released the tape.

zeteo.com

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beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 22h

Well, maybe if Democrats hadn't helped to defund public education for 4 decades and weren't beholden to moneyed interests we wouldn't be here. Lookin' at you, Nancy Pelosi.

beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 22h

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN THAT IN THIS HAT

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

I’m proud to be with Mamdani.

Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow is a big day. The resistance has been nothing short of historic volunteers across Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Virginia, New York, and California have shown up in record numbers. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. You’re making history and remember, tomorrow there will be more of us.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 1d

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

“Shame on you!”

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

Mapping Midway Blitz in Illinois

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Brienne of Snark @brienneofsnark.bsky.social · 2d

If you are on a grand jury in Illinois and you are asked to indict a protester, no you don’t.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

A SSRS/CNN poll showing 61% people think Trump has gone too far using the power of the presidency and 57% think he's gone too far deporting immigrants.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 1d

Coming soon! Cool Zone Media hosts a special live play Pathfinder game. Check out the character art below.

Jonas Goonface @jonasgoonface.bsky.social · 2d

had the honor of drawing cast of this Pathfinder podcast campaign starring the killer ensamble @iwriteok.bsky.social - @margaret.bsky.social - @citizenio.bsky.social -and GMd by @jasonbulmahn.bsky.social
listen to it okay www.iheart.com/podcast/867-...

Half orc cleric soup nun named Sister Murdraganna. she's got a soup cauldron bindle and a bad attitude

a human champion named Spite. She's scowling at a bird and has a helmet with a candle on top.

A swashbuckler Shoony named SQUASH. they're a little dog fella with a chainmail croptop, bitchin abs, salacious cumgutters, and a gun sword.

Human alchemist named Trant. He's got bombs, a mask, and a dented katar.

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.

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