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“Lairmore said he ‘could feel it through his ballistic vest’ and it ‘exploded all over’ him after the Subway stack hit him. He said he ‘could smell the onions and mustard’ on his uniform, and even had an onion string hanging by his police radio later that night.”

This court case is pure gold.
Border Patrol agent testifies sandwich thrown at him "exploded all over," left mustard stains
Sean Dunn has been charged with a misdemeanor felony count for throwing a sandwich at a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agent during President Trump's federal takeover of D.C.
www.cbsnews.com
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Apparently the jurors can’t stop laughing in the sandwich throwing case in court today.
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Nobody is asking for Dem politicians to issue fawning statements about Dick Cheney.

Literally not one person is asking for that. Dems could just say nothing.

The fact that top Dems are instead issuing those laudatory statements is a deliberate middle finger to everyone harmed by Cheney.
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FUCK HAHAHAHA
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
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Laura Loomer is now officially part of the Pentagon press corps.

We live in Idiocracy.
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"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
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He looks like he's about to roofie a drink at a bar
He looks like he's about to roofie a drink at a bar
Is there anything these fucks HAVE SEEN?
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“In Israel, Leaking Evidence of Rape Is a Bigger Scandal Than Raping a Palestinian”

According to Israel and its supporters, the scandal is not the vile sexual assault depicted in a leaked video last year – it’s that someone released the tape, writes Minnah Arshad for Zeteo:
In Israel, Leaking Evidence of Rape Is a Bigger Scandal Than Raping a Palestinian
According to Israel and its supporters, the scandal is not the vile assault depicted in a leaked video last year – it’s that someone released the tape.
zeteo.com
Well, maybe if Democrats hadn't helped to defund public education for 4 decades and weren't beholden to moneyed interests we wouldn't be here. Lookin' at you, Nancy Pelosi.
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN THAT IN THIS HAT
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I’m proud to be with Mamdani.

Trump, Elon and John Rocker are with Cuomo.
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Tomorrow is a big day. The resistance has been nothing short of historic volunteers across Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Virginia, New York, and California have shown up in record numbers. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you. You’re making history and remember, tomorrow there will be more of us.
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The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
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Mapping Midway Blitz in Illinois
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If you are on a grand jury in Illinois and you are asked to indict a protester, no you don’t.
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People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
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Coming soon! Cool Zone Media hosts a special live play Pathfinder game. Check out the character art below.
had the honor of drawing cast of this Pathfinder podcast campaign starring the killer ensamble @iwriteok.bsky.social - @margaret.bsky.social - @citizenio.bsky.social -and GMd by @jasonbulmahn.bsky.social
listen to it okay www.iheart.com/podcast/867-...
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It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.