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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University

@beambayonet.bsky.social

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31 he/him gay hockey player. I love to slam and be slammed. i skeet about theology sometimes. GO SHARKS (EN FR DA RU, and extremely basic ES but let me try anyway) RCA Communist & BLM

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · Dec 22

I'm not making a pinned post y'all have to learn about me the hard way

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 39m

I honestly doubt it though

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 39m

I hope silver bulls can be back by next spring :-(((

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 40m

Bro not the one place i wanted to play hockey sending a callout email blaster about the rink at midnight damn I guess I'm not playing this winter :-(((

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 41m

Marks of function being whether or not i remember to shave, work out often, and pray for an hour a day at least

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 5h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 5h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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Carlos Scheidegger @cscheid.net · 16h

This may just be the best CS paper I’ve read this year. Just read the abstract and first para of the intro! The rest of the intro is really wild too, but very very good:

dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1...

A screenshot of an academic paper. It reads:

Abstract
A "
'quine" is a deterministic program that prints itself. In this essay, I will show you a "gauguine": a probabilistic program that infers itself. A gauguine is repeatedly asked to guess its own source code. Initially, its chances of guessing correctly are of course minuscule. But as the gauguine observes more and more of its own previous guesses, it detects patterns of behavior and gains information about its inner workings.
This information allows it to bootstrap self-knowledge, and ultimately discover its own source code. We will discuss how-and why-we might write a gauguine, and what we stand to learn by constructing one.
CCS Concepts: • Computing methodologies → Philo-sophical/theoretical foundations of artificial intelli-gence; Theory of mind.
Keywords: reflection, probabilistic programming
ACM Reference Format:
Kartik Chandra, Amanda Liu, Jonathan Ragan-Kelley, and Joshua B.
Tenenbaum. 2025. Gauguin, Descartes, Bayes: A Diurnal Golem's Brain. In Proceedings of the 2025 ACM SIGPLAN International Symposium on New Ideas, New Paradigms, and Reflections on Programming and Software (Onward! '25), October 12-18, 2025, Singapore, Singa-pore. ACM, New York, NY, USA, 9 pages. https://doi.org/10.1145/
3759429.3762631

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From time to time, we all have crises of identity-moments of radical and overwhelming uncertainty about our selves.
I' don't know whether the doubts that seize us can really be externalized in language, but if I were to try, I would express them as questions, questions like: Who am I? What am I?
What kind of person? What kind of mind?

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

See the comments I really thought it was over

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

The funniest fact I have for y'all is that the m9 bayonet (the phrobis being the star here) was based off of the Soviet AK 74 bayonet but "significantly better"

AK74 bayonet with scabbard, yes that is a bakelite handle

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

Goddddddd

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

Whole body ached like nothing Ive ever felt before or since. Felt like I was gonna barf or my heart would stop beating. Could not move!!!

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

Still had to show up the next day

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

Tinning wires with flux core leaded solder in an unventilated office space all day, gave a coworker a ride home, felt paralyzed after he got dropped off and barely drove home w/o crashing, crawled in bed in my clothes and couldn't move at all, couldn't even text anyone goodbye, thought this was it

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

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kins @ Z'goktober @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 1d

I think we can all agree,

gqux challia bull labeled "designed with gamers in mind" and 0079 challia bull labeled "designed with activists in mind"

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

Goodrow and Reavo on 4th line, wow

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Sheng Peng @shengpeng.bsky.social · 4h

#SJSharks lines for Misa's NHL debut:

Eklund-Celebrini-Toffoli
Skinner-Wennberg-Smith
Kurashev-Misa-Dellandrea
Goodrow-Gaudette-Reaves

Ferraro-Orlov
Leddy-Liljegren
Dickinson-Klingberg

Nedeljkovic

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 1h

Did I ever tell y'all about how I got acute lead poisoning from my job

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, it needs to go further than this.

We need to confront the fact that democracy and wealth hoarding cannot coexist. Allowing people to amass the resources of a small state/country allows them to act as such, which is inimical to a shared society of “one person, one vote.”

John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 1d

“No Kings” is great , but we really don't get a functioning democracy back until we internalize, bone deep, the instinctive response to this and every other statement like it: “I don’t care what that rich guy thinks.”

Make it your morning affirmation. Say it ten times at the top of every hour.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Elon Musk calls for US troops to be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs: ‘It’s the only solution’

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gwendolivia @cureheart.bsky.social · 5h

cold kinda whips ass due to the passive buff it grants to blankets

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 3h

Manifesto for an independent revolutionary art

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 3h

Trotsky, Rivera, Breton

The communist revolution is not afraid of art. It realises that the role of the artist in a decadent capitalist society is determined by the conflict between the individual and various social forms which are hostile to him. This fact alone, in so far as he is conscious of it, makes the artist the natural ally of revolution.

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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 4h

🎶 you can hit a hundred boys with cars 🎶

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Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 4h

Or sick. Or depressed. Or too busy with work.

Shree Klime, a college freshman at Mizusa University @beambayonet.bsky.social · 4h

I'm really hoping to hit 25min 5k by the end of the year and honestly if I keep it up and don't get injured I think I can do it

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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