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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠
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Romantic about #baseball⚾️ Here for the funny people. Speaks in #Springsteen 🎸Sometimes I take long slow walks away from social media.
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Thinking that these eyelashes would also be useful in raking the yard.
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3:45 PM in November: welp better turn on the outside floodlights so I can cut the grass before the sun goes down in 8 minutes
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Chuck Schumer has just agreed to trade Manhattan for $24 in beads, blankets and trinkets.
Strangers in the night exchanging glances sounds kind of creepy.
If your school books were covered with a paper grocery bag with “IRON MAIDEN” scribbled on the front we are already friends.
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warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school
We have been told that Warburg is “gifted” 😂
Spoiler alert: the pizza guy isn’t really bringing a pizza 😂
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Changes my ringtone to porn background music.
Disturbing. I have noticed that the Pret staff seem very demoralized. Pret sucks and is over priced. Pray these people find better work 🙏
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don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend
You should smile more. I would if I were at Saks instead of Target.
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Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
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Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
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I think I’m such a bad ass for a person who has a tissue in every pocket
The echoes from the amplifiers ringing in my head…
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i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero