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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠

@baseballmomazon.bsky.social

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Romantic about #baseball⚾️ Here for the funny people. Speaks in #Springsteen 🎸Sometimes I take long slow walks away from social media.

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 8d

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 8h

Thinking that these eyelashes would also be useful in raking the yard.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 8h

3:45 PM in November: welp better turn on the outside floodlights so I can cut the grass before the sun goes down in 8 minutes

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 9h

Chuck Schumer has just agreed to trade Manhattan for $24 in beads, blankets and trinkets.

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 8h

Strangers in the night exchanging glances sounds kind of creepy.

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 12h

You deserve clarity ✨

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 12h

If your school books were covered with a paper grocery bag with “IRON MAIDEN” scribbled on the front we are already friends.

Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 12h

Over tip the cleaning staff in hotels.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 13h

We have been told that Warburg is “gifted” 😂

Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 13h

Spoiler alert: the pizza guy isn’t really bringing a pizza 😂

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

Changes my ringtone to porn background music.

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 13h

Disturbing. I have noticed that the Pret staff seem very demoralized. Pret sucks and is over priced. Pray these people find better work 🙏

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17h

don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 15h

You should smile more. I would if I were at Saks instead of Target.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 15h

Even a T-Rex wouldn’t want him.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20h

Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 20h

I think I’m such a bad ass for a person who has a tissue in every pocket

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 18h

The echoes from the amplifiers ringing in my head…

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

Salt-N-Pepa Pig

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 19h

He’s fine, smart and bad ass. 😍

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

i really hate being the center of attention all the time *adjusts sombrero

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 1d

High school person! Run!

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Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 1d

Same 🙃

Baseball Momazon ⚾️👠 @baseballmomazon.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely 😂😂😂