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Bando Sparks πŸ‘
@bandosparks.bsky.social
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Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him πŸ‹πŸΌ heteroflexible and ethically non-monogamous Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2 Sex positive guy in leggings 🀠 Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally. Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· Dec 21
Me picking you up for a date! 🀠
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 4h
You know what's really insane? Cracker Barrel is changing their name to The Epstein Ballroom.
jakevig.bsky.social Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Β· 10h
It's insane that the Cracker Barrel logo controversy was eight months ago.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 4h
Saw the email. These look pretty good 🀠
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 8h
And switches 🀠
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 8h
Love bombed by chocolate
Laid off by chocolate
Evicted by chocolate
Expelled by chocolate
Triple bypassed by chocolate
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social Β· 11h
how long til just quitting the internet completely is the only ethical course of action

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/22/t...
Trump White House East Wing ballroom project got $22M boost from YouTube legal settlement
President Trump has said he and donors will cover the costs of the White House East Wing ballroom, but it is not clear who all the contributors are.
www.cnbc.com
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 10h
Debut album β€œThat’s One”
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com Β· 10h
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
Cover of Merriam-Webster's All Caps dictionary, a red background with a white circle and text for people who are mad.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 10h
Shorten it to Spicy Alt
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 10h
Most of you are focusing on the wrong company.

www.thebanner.com/economy/grow...
Silver Spring company demolishing White House wing faces online firestorm
ACECO, a Silver Spring construction company, is taking flak for its role in the demolition of the East Wing of the White House for President Donald Trump’s ballroom project.
www.thebanner.com
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 11h
Lots of red-bellies in the timeline today. No problem since they’re one of the most handsome birds around 🀠
beachrelaxin.bsky.social Erin Freeman @beachrelaxin.bsky.social Β· 18h
He's keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity below.

Red-bellied Woodpecker

#WoodpeckerWednesday #birds #nature #photography #NaturePhotography #wildlife
A light tan bird with a black and white barred back and a bright red cap and nape huddles on a thick branch above the camera in profile facing left with his head looking down toward the camera in late afternoon sunlight against a deep blue sky.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 11h
Happy Hump Day to every body who loves pegging!
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Rear shot of a male ballet dancer wearing grey ultra form-fitting leggings and a grey top.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 12h
Keep a wank jar. Put in a clean dollar bill each time (more if you did particularly proud of yourself). Donate contents once a year, preferably without letting them know how you accumulated so much πŸ₯΄
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 14h
I vahnt to thuck your bluhd πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 15h
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Music score excerpt showing part for pianist. It features the direction to "Turn around. Sit on keyboard and jump back to normal position withohut losing the tempo." The notation is simply a black block vertically across both staves. Above the staves is the extra instruction "(Both buttocks)" Saved from a post by Threatening Music Notation, @musicnotation.bsky.social. Best I can determine, it's from "Penis Dimension" by Frank Zappa.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 15h
If I was in Germany and was served Heinz mustard, I'd leave. Simply the worst brand name mustard.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 17h
This means they play Motârhead for their dog. I approve 🀟

youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g?...
MotΓΆrhead – Ace Of Spades (Official Video)
YouTube video by MotΓΆrhead Official
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
It's my perogative to be a prevert 😜
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
Once saw a VW Beetle with the plate "IMABUGR" 🧐
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social Β· 1d
Someone designed this.

Then someone approved it for production.

Then someone printed it.

Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
Decal on the back of a van or truck window that shows a heart and a bone with words that read, "I my dog". Does the owner love the dog or does the owner bone the dog?
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social Β· 1d
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
Start tearing the addition down at 12:01PM 1/20/29, if not before.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
That damn thing is $1200. I’d definitely prefer to put that much money in proper sex furniture 🀠
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
I can’t wait to have sex with you on my lime green inflatable gorilla sofa.

Your what?!?

Behold!
Inflatable sofa in shape of a sitting gorilla. It has lime green fake fur; the face, hands, and chest are silver-colored vinyl.
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
It’s Bobby Brown’s fault 🧐
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Bando Sparks πŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social Β· 1d
Thank YOU 🀠
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