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Bando Sparks πŸ‘
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Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him πŸ‹πŸΌ heteroflexible and ethically non-monogamous Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2 Sex positive guy in leggings 🀠 Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally. Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings
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Me picking you up for a date! 🀠
You know what's really insane? Cracker Barrel is changing their name to The Epstein Ballroom.
It's insane that the Cracker Barrel logo controversy was eight months ago.
Saw the email. These look pretty good 🀠
Love bombed by chocolate
Laid off by chocolate
Evicted by chocolate
Expelled by chocolate
Triple bypassed by chocolate
Debut album β€œThat’s One”
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
Lots of red-bellies in the timeline today. No problem since they’re one of the most handsome birds around 🀠
He's keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity below.

Red-bellied Woodpecker

#WoodpeckerWednesday #birds #nature #photography #NaturePhotography #wildlife
Happy Hump Day to every body who loves pegging!
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Keep a wank jar. Put in a clean dollar bill each time (more if you did particularly proud of yourself). Donate contents once a year, preferably without letting them know how you accumulated so much πŸ₯΄
I vahnt to thuck your bluhd πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
If I was in Germany and was served Heinz mustard, I'd leave. Simply the worst brand name mustard.
It's my perogative to be a prevert 😜
Once saw a VW Beetle with the plate "IMABUGR" 🧐
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Someone designed this.

Then someone approved it for production.

Then someone printed it.

Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
Start tearing the addition down at 12:01PM 1/20/29, if not before.
That damn thing is $1200. I’d definitely prefer to put that much money in proper sex furniture 🀠
I can’t wait to have sex with you on my lime green inflatable gorilla sofa.

Your what?!?

Behold!
It’s Bobby Brown’s fault 🧐