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eben (gregarity mode)

@automax.bsky.social

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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young. Hi ho!

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Feb 6

(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…

(me): (nodding)

(guy): That’s all it says

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

she liked this movie a lot too

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

pube stache

eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

its about the sense of accomplishment- the need to produce the plaque

eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

RUBIN: When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein.

CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!

QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · Sep 24

Technics SL-1200 ad, 1975.

The record player that changed music.

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

me I'd be more tempted to go at it with a toothpick i think

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

witness the fitness

eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

honestly I'll try anything at this point

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

if i need to cry i just watch/listen to this, because it reminds me of my sister, of going on road trips with my sister, thrifting with my sister, moving back in together with my sister, of the kind of world my sister had a way of suggesting, promoting even

youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...

1-800 GIRLS - Just Cause

YouTube video by 1-800 GIRLS

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

Those little white spots… thats where posts come from

eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

Here ya go; go nuts

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

Oh, you guys… you want to see my brain? Ah, yeah okay... I suppose that’s cool

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eben (gregarity mode) @automax.bsky.social · Sep 25

don't give him an inch, Chodie

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ceej @ceej.online · Sep 25

CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker