austin HELL ray
@austinlouisray.bsky.social
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writer and editor who's contributed to How I'd Fix Atlanta, Mailchimp, Defector, Atlas Obscura, Rolling Stone, Welcome to Hell World, Creative Loafing, GQ, Oxford American, Garden & Gun, First We Feast, Paste, etc. http://austinlouisray.com
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they say you should never meet your heroes, but it was truly an honor to pay my respects
a bearded man in a big dumb hat does a rap squat in respectful tribute to the legendary Boston cop slide
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super duper embarrassing reaction on his part imho
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i did find that they made me wanna drink my beer more quickly that's for sure
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well idk buddy did anyone share any links to stories in that original post you replied to?
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"I am warm and I am safe and I am loved. I take another pillow out of the packet, open my eyes, and thank god for the existence of Smith’s Scampi Flavour Fries."

sounds dramatic, i know, but i ate some of these over the weekend and it's EXACTLY how i felt too

www.pelliclemag.com/home/2023/1/...
Cut To The Feeling — The Anatomy of Smith’s Scampi Fries — Pellicle
I’ve been staring at the block of chartreuse-coloured card hanging on my kitchen wall for weeks. The concertinaed columns of pale lemon plastic hanging neatly from it have looked so peaceful I haven...
www.pelliclemag.com
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Early voting for Atlanta starts *TODAY*

We have the opportunity to elect Rohit Malhotra, a thought leader in public policy to oversee our city’s legislative body, City Council.

Rohit is a proven bridge builder, connecting those across Atlanta with one another to do good.
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shoutout to this construction working king establishing innovative new BeltLine transportation options
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jakob dylan when reading someone basic's power rankings of jimmy eat world songs that starts at 1 and works its way down

there's got to be something better than (in) the middle
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maybe we rent out a warehouse, throw a whole bunch of dudes in there
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is there a plug-in that’ll remove dave portnoy’s face and voice from all of my internet because i would pay money for it tbpfh
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no but we saw Allo Darlin’ last night ❤️
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until tomorrow around noon?

yes
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manchester is a wonderful town
this place had lovely beers and lovely foods big, if true that’s right shoutout to matty for showing me and my love around town
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Had an important business meeting with @austinlouisray.bsky.social this afternoon.
Austin Louis Ray and Matthew Grant Curtis
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feel very fortunate to have gotten the chance to see @allodarlin.bsky.social one more time. last night was amazing. one of the best to ever do it imho
Allo Darlin’ omg Allo Darlin’ oh shit Allo Darlin’ holy shit
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just walked through a lovely library-museum and saw—amongst many other things—some words written by Ian Curtis
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If you post Sora AI videos I am legally allowed to open hand slap you as hard as I physically can