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Freelance muse. Librarian. Perv. Co-host of @itsthehippocket.bsky.social. Occasional writer, frequent talker. All the information is on the task. 🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/5plf ☕️ https://ko-fi.com/aundriaparker 🧷✨🎙⌨️🐙🎞🌿👹🌷💀📼🇺🇦🍉🧿
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Today is my birthday, and in between my sacrificial ritual to the elder gods, browsing Spirit Halloween, and anxiously maneuvering the collapse of American media, I’m soft launching something entirely new for me that I’m really excited about.

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aundriaparker.bsky.social
…the hours I spent looking at this VHS art. The richness, the light, the realism. It wasn’t until decades later that I realized the same artist was responsible for so much of the imagery of my childhood. Drew Struzan was singular. I’m grateful for the work he left us.
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Hey, if you're thinking about subscribing to my new efforts at Ghost, this is the week I need you to do it.

The doors are open and the Ghost era is beginning. If you were reluctant because of Substack, please show me I made the right choice by moving.

drewmcweeny.com
A landing page that shows the pricing for three different tiers of my website. You can subscribe for FORMERLY DANGEROUS, for THE LAST  '80s NEWSLETTER, or for both of them in a deal called THE BUNDLE. The front page of drewmcweeny.com, with a banner image showing Peter O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia, and my current top story, a column called "Try, Try Again."
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realgdt.bsky.social
The world lost a genial man, a genius communicator and a supreme artist. I lost a friend - beloved Drew.
awd.bsky.social
Rest in Peace, Drew Struzan
aundriaparker.bsky.social
What’s your favorite Spindrift? I love them too, and most Waterloos.
aundriaparker.bsky.social
My love and appreciation for Chris, Dustin, and everyone at @chattfilmfest.org always shines the brightest when they’re introing a new screening for Double Secret Cinema Society and its spinoff screenings. The community they’ve built is stellar.

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akelacooper.bsky.social
This won't stop until Harry Potter adults--and it is the adults--stop supporting this nonsense.

They made HP their entire personality and they'll need to find a new one. Hard, yes, but not impossible. There are plenty of fandoms that don't fund a known bigot.
tricksyliesmith.bsky.social
oh no. no. absolutely the fuck not. fuck off.
a bullshit statement from Keira knightley saying she was not aware of a boycott against jk Rowling before taking a job on the new audio series and that she's "sorry" and "we're all going to have to figure out how to live together and we've all got very different opinions"
 She can fuck off.
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
The Graduate: I understand crashing out with existential dread whenever someone wants to have a serious discussion about your future.
The Graduate (1967). Dustin Hoffman as Benjamin Braddock. Close-up of Benjamin floating in the pool. He has sunglasses on and his eyes appear to be closed.
aundriaparker.bsky.social
Not sure if the take is hot, but he certainly is. 🔥
scrawfish.bsky.social
I don’t know if this is a hot take or not, but Craig T. Nelson tired?
Craig “Tired” Nelson with those smudged undereyes I just love it. “Would” cat
aundriaparker.bsky.social
He is! It breaks my heart he didn’t get to do more.
aundriaparker.bsky.social
MONSTER SQUAD is my favorite, obviously, but CREEPS is funny and sweet and gross. Love it.
aundriaparker.bsky.social
Will never get over how much of the MONSTER SQUAD script is pulled directly out of NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. Of course, since I saw MONSTER SQUAD first and 10x more, it feels the other way around. Brought to you by watching MONSTER SQUAD the other day and NIGHT OF THE CREEPS tonight.
“2000 year old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves!”
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abegoldfarb.bsky.social
energy vampire in the open relationship, call that a polycula
aundriaparker.bsky.social
My Cabbage Patch doll was named Nicollette Sheridan.
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hellolanemoore.bsky.social
"are you flirting with me or are you like this with everyone?" a classic novel by me starring me
aundriaparker.bsky.social
Seriously. I mean, I’m also old. But ten years is early easy stuff.
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rpace.bsky.social
A few people asked to see the painting I made from the drawing
Gouache on 7x10 watercolour paper (IIRC)
aundriaparker.bsky.social
“Here Comes Your Man” playing as Dracula raises Frank out of the swamp in MONSTER SQUAD.
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modernistwitch.myatproto.social
feel like we can do better than “man these guys are real fatsos” when talking about agents of state violence idk