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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 44m

Who has stolen all my energy? I’m not mad. Just give it back

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

I are sicko

ESPNcricinfo @espncricinfo.com · 3h

Rory McIlroy is a self-confessed cricket ‘sicko’ 😅

I mean, I’m a bit of a sicko. I love sitting down and watching Test matches.

I’m going to be in Australia later this year, and the Ashes is going to be on. So that’s something I’m quite excited [about]. I don’t think I’ll be able to get to a game but I’d love to do that.

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

Me to my followers

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2h

Aaron Glenn lashes out at Jets media: ‘You guys are going to be b*tching about that too’

Aaron Glenn’s first season as a head coach has been a disaster to this point. And he’s making it worse by picking fights with the media. Coming off their loss to the Denver Broncos in London, where Justin Fields completed just nine passes for 45 yards, Brian Costello of the New York Post asked Glenn Read more... The post Aaron Glenn lashes out at Jets media: ‘You guys are going to be b*tching about that too’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

He was bad to the bone

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2h

in and out of this hospital a lot in the past couple years, never seen a skeleton in time-out before

Model skeleton turned to face the corner of a room

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

I’d throw my drink in his face

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

The thing I like is him cleaning behind the toilet

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 4h

Alt description: Dunkin' running a Halloween-themed Instagram post with a spider-centric donut surrounded by ghost emojis and goblin emojis with the text: "she ghostin u but she goblin me"

LMAOOOOOOO

They're clearly out of control, as it seems that Dunkin' is paying homage to YA BOY TARANTULA DICK

An Halloween-themed Instagram post from Dunkin' Donuts in which a spider-centric donut is wearing a baseball hat backwards, accompanied by the text: "spidey d & the d stands for DangBabyYouLookGoooooood"

Quoth Dunkin': "did u miss mi???"

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

Oh my. Brave boi!

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 3h

Oh was this posted too early. Too early TO LAUGH, YOU MEANIES

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8h

In line waiting for my permit for cuffing season

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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 8h

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. My father was also killed. By you."

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 3h

Oh cool I get to be included!

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 15h

15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.