TTTK
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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
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he’s 22 and the year is 1999
Never noticed how John Brown really rocked the baby bangs
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
Couldn’t even find loose red boys the other day, what the fuck is going on
Christmas at the Catnip Cafe is going to be great even if it’s not
Texted my dad to remind him of how he got us kicked out of the Hearst Castle tour bc he wouldn’t stop asking “when do we get to meet Mank?”
So many of these are calling out my name
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They had a show in the 90’s called Taz Mania where Taz had a family that dressed like humans which establishes that he wasn’t actually a wild animal but just sort of a weird naked guy
Taz’s sister and mom I believe
I wish Steve Albini had been alive for the first death of a member of KISS
put that on a subscription service that’s impossible to cancel and for every subscription donates one piece of paper to someone in need and I’m in
I would absolutely sue my workplace if we all had to run around in bare feet tho
Is it elder abuse to let him mix khaki and navy blue like that?
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Hi welcome to Bluesky 👋 We've got more than just 300 characters 🤣 Like Boomers who don't realize you're a person not a website 👩‍🦳 Bluesky elders who miss when the site was just disgusting nudity 🤮 Canadians who think we're on the verge of a civil war 🏒 And people who don't know what a joke is 🎤
This is exactly the shared cultural understanding through rhetoric of which Aristotle spoke
He has no idea he’s actually participating in their torture
Bookstore Boss Goes Bonkers
Whitney: honey, I just backed out of the garage with the door still closed.

Audience: oooooooooh

Bill: what are ya retaaaahded

Audience: raucous laughter, fireworks
Finally we’re going to bring back sitcoms where the audience goes “ooooooh” when someone is in trouble
I believe in Bluesky. Bluesky has made me my fortune. And I have raised my daughter in the Bluesky fashion.
Hope that happens eventually tbh
Check out my cat Go-Go. She’s a dainty mistress.
Once that monkey started biting I was like “oh no, I’m going to see an artery getting ripped out, aren’t I?”
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I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.