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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄
@aoxxi.bsky.social
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
An oldie, but a meh-ie...
Trump and his hand friend.

youtu.be/jw3FnqOlodI?...
Mr. Trump hand puppet
YouTube video by Raul Rodriguez III
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
'You Prick!'

lol
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Thirst trap for you.
Pokey...
A poorly drawn cactus in a pot with purple background. The cactus is leaking on the left, blue fluid. The text, in red, reads 'thirst trap'
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Nadia Van Dessel @nadiavandessel.bsky.social · 3h
“One by one she slew her fears, and then planted a flower garden over their graves.”
John Mark Green🖤 #nn
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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
Trump/Netanyahu 2028.

For Prison.

Or sooner, if possible.
bugs bunny is wearing a jail uniform and holding a hammer in his hand .
ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a jail uniform and holding a hammer in his hand .
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 1h
They're called ICE because their genitals are shriveled and tiny.
Cold reference...
a person is swimming in a pool of water and says `` that 's n-ice '' .
ALT: a person is swimming in a pool of water and says `` that 's n-ice '' .
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Bill Bailey @chroniclebill.bsky.social · 8h
The cosmic dust has formed us to learn what we can

When we are ready, we will return to the cosmos to teach

Why do you suppose that the Big Bang happened?

Information overload
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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 2h
This Onision character, bad news.

I only knew about the banana song...
a man is wearing a banana costume against a green background .
ALT: a man is wearing a banana costume against a green background .
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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 3h
Mazda requires an engine rebuild.

Still cheaper than getting a whole ass car...

The thinking begins...
a child is holding a red ball in the air with the words so how 's your day going
ALT: a child is holding a red ball in the air with the words so how 's your day going
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defeasance.bsky.social
Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 7h
Viking Pigeon i'm trained in combat. i can do anxiety attacks
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Dave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 9h
Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 4h
Humour is what you make of it.

Why define something perfectly if perfection does not exist?

Knock knock?...
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 4h
"We all have different Views here..."
No, your husband's/mutant's views are literally wrong and only serve to enrich you and your stupid family/party. Fuck off, Cheryl.
a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying " curl please " .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying " curl please " .
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 4h
The new AmeriKKKan flag.
All white, all white all white...
The new AmeriKKKan flag. All white all white all white...
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muellershewrote.com
Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 6h
They arrested a giraffe.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7h
PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 4h
Watching the Onision documentary on Hubbo. Ew...
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 5h
How indeed?...
A picture of a head with an arm coming out of its mouth, the hand is displaying a thumbs up. The face is contorted in discomfort. Horribly shaded. The text reads "How'r Ya Feelin' Today?"
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 5h
Lol.
How does one 'but' two pizzas tho? A Brookshire's sign advertising DiGiorno pizza for 4.99, if you buy two. They printed 'but two' instead of 'buy two'...
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snarkysillysad.bsky.social
Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 6h
I love the genuine joy these kids show when a parent unexpectedly shows up for lunch at school: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 6h
Elmo's house was condemned.

The basement was full of Elmold...
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Katie Prout @katieprout.bsky.social · 1d
On Sunday, Albany Park residents came out of their homes to link arms and shout down ICE agents attempting to abduct one of their neighbors. They were successful, even though in response, agents ran over one woman's foot and deployed tear gas.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/13/f...
Federal Agents Deploy Tear Gas In Albany Park as Neighbors Block Immigration Arrest
It is the latest use of chemical irritants deployed by agents in neighborhoods. The incident was also the latest example of increased neighbor resistance to immigration enforcement in Chicago.
blockclubchicago.org
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 20h
An old mix, because I haven't got the energy for a new one.

youtu.be/Kf-eIbqMKFA?...
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YouTube video by Raul Rodriguez III
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Nearly Sentient NPC ❄ @aoxxi.bsky.social · 20h
What radicalised you?

Life...
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The Delicious Legacy Podcast @deliciouslegacy.bsky.social · 1d
Fall of Rome: boiling wine in leaden pits
Fall of US: consuming leaden laced protein shakes.

(I'm joking a little)
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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 1d
Protein is probably the most studied OTC supplement related to health & fitness - feels like a big thing to have missed previously! I'll be very curious to see if this article from Consumer Reports is replicated by academic researchers.
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22h
"Chatbot, show me something that is the *opposite* of what a Republican would do to help the disadvantaged?"
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Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 23h
A man named Nicky Crawford transformed a school bus into a mobile laundry service for the homeless called “Flowing with Blessings” He teamed up with Georgia Tech engineering students and created the bus, which provides free laundry, showers, haircuts & meals for the homelessness
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