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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s

@aoihana.bsky.social

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25, tired, and sad. en/es/occasional fr. was taking a break from bluesky until further notice but now taking a break from that break i guess

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 26d

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 46m

also like. as someone else pointed out that's not even what the fucking data actually says. a plurality of americans go "who?" when you mention mamdani, but he's not even close to as unpopular as schumer or harris are

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 46m

>zohran is unpopular
>aoc beats schumer
for the love of all that's holy, pick. one!!!!!

Lakshya Jain @lakshya.splitticket.org · 3d

Sneak peek of our newest poll, to be released Monday:

- Zohran is startlingly unpopular nationally, and is doing worse than AOC/Newsom — and his numbers are far worse than AOC's ever were, including in 2018.
- Schumer probably gets clobbered by AOC in 2028.
www.theargumentmag.com/p/can-democr...

Can Democrats actually learn anything from Zohran?

New Yorkers like him. Other Americans … not so much.

www.theargumentmag.com

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · 2d

Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app.

And what's on the app: Jacob

Jacob, 43

Me:

✓ Highly decorated veteran

✔ Ivy educated

☑ Independent

✓ Sigma AF

You:

✓ Feminine

Fit

Domestic

Submissive

☑ Obedient

✓ Family oriented

✔ Wants children

✔ Blonde hair w/ blue eyes

Or

Red hair w/ green eyes

IG & Threads: @ask_aubry

Red flags:

Older than 25

Has children

Brunettes

Feminist

Careerist

Traveller

Activist

Drug addict

Social media addict

High body count

Disobedient

Derelict

Degenerate

Destitute

Disagreeable

Uppity

Self-righteous

IG & Threads: @ask_aubry

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 51m

bold of you to assume he's smart enough to think of a megabunker under the damn thing

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 53m

hey, be nice to minecraft servers

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 53m

yeah yeah i know the administration is an affront to good taste and all that i'm not really surprised by it anymore. i'm just more surprised by the sheer scale of it and the fact that no one in the media seems to acknowledge it

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 53m

good god, that's ugly

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

this is so funny lmao

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 59m

"bill ackman" sounds like a noise you'd make while throwing up

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

god hates me

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

i think the absolute worst part of the whole "american century of humiliation" thing is that if the ascendant world power were like brazil or the eu or smth i'd actually be cheering it on but no it just had to be one of the only countries on earth as genocidal and even more authoritarian than the US

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

wym they already have american shen yun it's called the rnc

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

it was funny because like. yeah that sure did look like some unspecified sportsball!

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

please if anyone has it can they send it to me. i'll give you a cola

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

i know it's considered corny now to call it "sportsball" but there was this one tumblr post that was like an example of someone playing a fucked up combination of every sport and the caption was like "my favourite game of sportsball" and that was like, easily by far the funniest use of the word

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 1h

something something american century of humiliation

Mike @forbesmm.bsky.social · 1d

TWO separate crashes of aircraft off the NIMITZ within a period of 30 minutes. Woof.

Tweet from U.S. Pacific Fleet

South China Sea - On October 26, 2025 at approximately 2:45 p.m. local time, a U.S. Navy MH-6OR Sea Hawk helicopter, assigned to the "Battle Cats" of Helicopter Maritime Strike Squadron (HSM)
73 went down in the waters of the South China Sea while conducting routine operations

from the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz (CVN 68). Search and rescue assets assigned to Carrier Strike Group 11 safely recovered all three crew members.
Following the incident, separately, at 3:15 p.m., an F/ A-18F Super Hornet fighter assigned to the "Fighting Redcocks"

of Strike Fighter Squadron (VFA) 22 also went down in the waters of the South China Sea while conducting routine operations from Nimitz. Both crew members successfully ejected and were also safely recovered by search and rescue assets assigned to Carrier Strike Group 11.

All personnel involved are safe and in stable condition.
The cause of both incidents is currently under investigation.

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 3h

in absolute fairness willing ignorance *is* definitely a characteristic feature of 12-year olds

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h

you know i can actually go down the stairs and get on an actual fully self-driving vehicle that doesn't hallucinate dead people right now it's called the VANCOUVER SKYTRAIN

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h

Bitch I am NOT getting in a vehicle that sees a random ass gravestone and hallucinates an entire-ass person come back from the dead to get in its way because it doesn't actually know let alone understand what a Human™️ Being™️ looks like

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 4h

"AI is smart," they said
"Just wait AGI is right around the corner," they said
"You don't need lidar to make a self-driving system," they said
"Self-driving cars will replace all other forms of transportation," they said

☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 3d

Tesla's "Full Self-Driving" hallucinates pedestrians and people on TikTok think it's seeing ghosts... it's not an all-too common failure mode in a safety-critical system, it's seasonal marketing!

insideevs.com/news/776769/...

‘I Was NOT Expecting This To Work’: Man Drives To Graveyard. Then His Tesla Radar Starts Detecting Spirits

There are several instances of Tesla drivers purportedly seeing ghosts on their environmental visualization screens, particularly when in or near cemeteries.

insideevs.com

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3d

accidentally sending government corruption plummeting by giving every golfer in dc mesothelioma

USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 3d

The White House's East Wing construction rubble was taken to East Potomac Golf Course. It was reported that the rubble will be used to create mounds on the golf course.

Read more: bit.ly/4oa2tXA

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Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 5h

idk 'bout y'all but i was very capable of rational and intelligent thought when i was 12 i was just too depressed to ever actually exercise it

Five Nights at Freddy Krueger’s @aoihana.bsky.social · 5h

honestly i can get the "everyone is 12" theory to an extent but some of y'all are describing behaviours that are less typical of a 12 year old and more typical of like, a third-grader at absolute oldest

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.bsky.social · 3d

many left wingers invest their energy in trying to win a proletariat they imagine (sweaty racist men making loud noises) as opposed to what the working class actually is in Britain today (call centre workers and baristas): the SNP/Greens' success has been in engaging with the reality of the latter.

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Rosencreutz (alleged youtuber) @rosencreutz.bsky.social · 9h

not the point, but it really does blackpill me to think that some cringe gamer is getting paid like 7 figures to post the most ineffective social media campaign stuff on behalf of the gestapo... The Everyone Is 12 Government is humiiating on entirely new frontiers.

Nicole Carpenter @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social · 9h

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

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Akesan @akesan64.bsky.social · 7h

A painting showing Plato and Aristotle talking

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