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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · Jul 13

Ooh child
Things are gonna get stupider
Ooh child
Things'll get dumber

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 2h

Messiah of Evil (1973)

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2h

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Ditch Skipper ☘️ @narrowboatireland.bsky.social · 5h

FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO BE

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 20h

Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 23h

NEW: As rumors swirl about Trey Reed's hanging death at Delta State University, we've published a timeline of all verified events.

It covers everything from the discovery of his body to the autopsy and ongoing independent investigation, with links to relevant stories and documents.

Read it here:

Timeline: Trey Reed's Hanging Death at Delta State University

A timeline of the known events surrounding Delta State University student Trey Reed's hanging death in Cleveland, Mississippi.

www.mississippifreepress.org

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 20h

Btw these songs are real (and they're spectacular)

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 21h

"In that case, I sentence you to
a lifetime of horror on Monster Island.
Don't worry. It's just a name."

"He said... It was just a name."

"What he meant is that Monster Island
is actually a peninsula."

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 21h

"I can't stress enough how visible his penis was"

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 23h

10 fists are raised in the air, most of which can be recognized as being that of Avengers as everyone shouts at once, “VENGEANCE!“

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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 1d

When asked if Abraham Lincoln had any hobbies, his wife responded only ‘cats’.

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

No.

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

Going as a Scottish fold for Halloween

Shakira T Cat laying on her side. Her ear is folded under her head

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

Downright wacky interest groups🤪

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

I am irrationally angry about this.

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

The sheer HUBRIS

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

🥳

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

I taped a note to the other side of the door saying to be gentle bc the lock is fragile

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 2d

Is that good

Door chain that is disconnected from the frame

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

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Flannel: Dead and Loving it @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of… whatever it is you call this here.

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BIG SHIRL @afroshirl.bsky.social · 1d

Everybody smoking? Perfect.

Take a look at this for me.

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Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 3d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

Artie Lange said it was either his favorite book or that it was the only book he ever finished (I can't remember which).

That makes sense in retrospect, but the parts he liked were probably the parts I did not.

Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK @andrew3000.bsky.social · 1d

People who enjoyed A Confederacy of Dunces should have their brains sent to the CTE lab

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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