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anasmashnova.bsky.social
JaneSnakes
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
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Former moron trying to read a little bit
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 8m
Always A Home Depot skeleton never a bride
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 9m
Why are you breaking way over here
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · Aug 5
Hit that math section out of the park may as well share my felony now
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 5h
I need answers
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Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 1d
Why, when a TV show gets a spin off, do they so often try to start it with a bad expository episode with brand new characters who are just annoying instead of some of the characters we're familiar with from the OG series. This is a rhetorical observation I don't need actual answers
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 6h
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
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BOOston gay boy™️ @bostongayboy.bsky.social · 8h
I broke bluesky with my big throbbing cock on the tl
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 5h
The secret butts of college girls
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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1d
a haunted house full of people who wanna borrow money “for just a week or so til they get back on their feet”
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Cosmik Shriek ✨️😱✨️ @brightanimal.bsky.social · 1d
Every douchebag in a Henley shirt with the exact perfect amount of stubble
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
Like if I have to watch commercials let me feel okay about how I look
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🎃🎃🎃 Adam Jay 💀💀💀 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 1d
It worked in the 70s and it can work again!
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
Here’s a thought
Average looking people on tv
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
first responders are hot as fuck or overweight no in between
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
Here’s a thought
Average looking people on tv
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
Yea I did it for like 10 years
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
It’s rainy music
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
I like old navy because its cheap, my advice is not vuori
But no advice for the hoodie some one please share the answer.
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
For me it’s probably all the lsd and methamphetamine I did
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
youtu.be/EW_ucYHI1wA
Untogether
YouTube video by Courtney Barnett - Topic
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1d
Don't even talk to me until i've had my psychotic episode
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
I’m so glad I don’t have kids so I don’t have to enjoy holidays or holiday months
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
I like to think DeAngelo and Diane Keaton are hooking up in heaven
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
There was only one set of footprints because jesus spent too long at the four way stop
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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d
Jamais vu He thinks he has never had this experience before even though it is a very familiar setting
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d
Endurance sports are a great way to get in touch with your body as different parts fall off and roll down the street like a hubcap
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