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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 1h

What’s your favorite 00s internet phenomenon?

Mine is none pizza with left beef.

Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 1h

So jealous of all the people in the Costco food court who are currently eating a caramel brownie sundae

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 1d

I think this is my favorite Noise Boys episode

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 2d

Today while making a batch of golden tomato and ginger jam I learned what I probably did wrong with the pepper jelly, so I’m most likely going to have to redo all of that.

But the jam turned out great!

A spoon full of tomato jam. It’s an orangey gold color and has tomato seeds and slices of ginger in it.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 2d

My dad would’ve turned 70 today. I could talk about all the shitty stuff, but instead I’m choosing to remember this moment today.

It was October 2013 and his first visit after I moved up to MN. We went to Summit so he could get a fresh pour of one of his favorite stouts.

My dad in his late 50s, sitting the Summit Brewing taproom holding up a pint of their oatmeal stout with a perfect one inch of head. He has salt and pepper hair, is wearing a button down shirt that’s white with black, red, and blue plaid stripes, and has the biggest smile on his face.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

I’m ready to be done with canning only from a doing the dishes angle. If that weren’t a thing I’d actually wish I had more to can.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Lol there are definitely anti-helmet people. Boomers, mainly. They grew up without using them so why should kids (or anyone) need one now? Very logically sound reasoning that definitely holds up against scrutiny.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

That was way too much work to only yield 8 quarter pints. And those bubbles better smooth out while the jars process because I did not have the strength of will to keep removing them.

Next time I do this I’m leaving the seeds in and it can just be super spicy.

Eight round glass jars filled with amber-colored pepper jelly.

Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Sanitizing the jars now. And then they only need to process for 5 minutes 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Whoops forgot to update as I was cooking.

Prior to adding sugar it was very spicy but had a nice flavor. After adding the sugar it’s sooo good.

It looks like it’s going to be a bit runnier than I wanted because I don’t think I used the right amount of pectin.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Oooohhhh this is why they tell you to never meet your heroes 😢

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Michael Meir Saltzman @saltzman.bsky.social · 3d

Hey guys, as a reminder if you’re celebrating today the history of Christopher Columbus is very controversial and while there are many legitimate reasons to love and respect the man it’s important to consider the harm he’s done to various communities by making the movie Pixels (2015)

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

His Harry Potter movies were the best ones though

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

I had a dream (nightmare?) where my birthday cake was just brown sugar covered in whipped cream.

Good thing I’m the one who makes my bday cakes in real life.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Just learned Zac Posen and I have the same birthday (different years), so that explains a lot.

Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

And none of them said this bright blue fringe dress looks exactly like a car wash spinny thingie. Even Nina is on board with it. Wtf.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

But also all the judges on season 13 are clearly on drugs or not wearing their glasses or something because I don’t understand what else could possibly compel them to rave about Amanda’s looks week after week.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Zac Posen is the best Project Runway judge. His expressions during the runway shows give me life.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Like imagine not only skeeting that but also actually believing you just absolutely devastated anyone but yourself

Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Amy K. proving once again that the writers and Ashley absolutely nailed the impression of her

Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar.com · 4d

The amazing thing about the SNL sketch last night was not that Ashley Padilla wore a scarf nearly identical to mine. It’s that I trust Amy Poehler as AG more than Pam Bondi.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Played the first session of our new DnD game today. Our DM doesn’t have a Dragonborn mini fig so I got to be the Warhammer version of an AT-ST thingamabobber instead.

One of our party fully died when another one rolled three nat 1s and accidentally impaled him with her axe 🫠😂

This is gonna be fun.

Grey mini figures of three humanoid characters and an AT-ST type thing battling skeletal Cthulhu-looking creatures on a hand-drawn map.

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Have you also spent the last 12 years thinking of nothing but this sketch whenever anyone says they’re nervous but excited, or are you normal?

High School Musical 4 - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 3d

Important update: he is now sleeping like a regular fluffy boi

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 4d

Tesla is laying on his back on my lap, flicking his tail and doing his signature grumblies. I sat him up so he could leave if he wanted and he grumbled so loudly and then laid back down.

And now he’s asleep but still grumbling and flicking his tail.

He is the best kitty 🥹😻

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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 4d

Does she want to come build some privacy screens for my patio

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