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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Sep 1

Get some dry cleaning done or whatever

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Jul 3

@mrjamesob.bsky.social …lying washing machines: washing cycles presume they’ll reach set temperatures in set times. If feed water is colder or warmer, cycle time will be affected. Regards, etc.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Jun 28

Well. Nova Twins were absolutely great. #glastonbury

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Jun 28

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 20

Swung past the other place on the way here. You can't say anything, according to people saying anything. Anyway. Brew?

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 13

Matcha this, matcha that.

It's all too much.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 10

Never leave a bookies with a smile on your face.

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · Feb 2

If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 10

The thing is, Wilson Pickett’s version of Hey Jude is entirely superior to the original. It just is.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 5

We don’t talk about Shazam enough. Brilliant, isn’t it?

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 4

Things still aren’t normal at the “other place”. In case you were wondering.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · May 1

“Now, I don’t normally do this, but…”

- Salespeople who TOTALLY normally do this.

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · Apr 24

,,,,,
chameleon

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 24

Goodness. Greatness.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Nov 29

Customer type: The Have-a-Go Haggler

- Can you do better than £10?
- Sure. How about £20?
- But that’s…
- Better.
- I meant cheaper.
- Ok. £5 and we’ll clean half of it?
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- £10 is fine.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 21

What MONSTER put the marathon a few days after Easter?

Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 14

Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.

Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.

www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...

Conor's Manchester Marathon fundraiser for Lifeshare

Help Conor Slevin raise money to support Lifeshare Ltd

www.justgiving.com

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 18

It’s one of the only days we don’t almost have a fire.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 14

Having a crack at a big run around Manchester on 27th April, mates. Adding to the pressure by raising £ for Lifeshare, the city’s oldest charity working with the homeless and vulnerable.

Stick whatever you spare on it would you? That’d be brilliant. Thanks.

www.justgiving.com/page/conor-m...

Conor's Manchester Marathon fundraiser for Lifeshare

Help Conor Slevin raise money to support Lifeshare Ltd

www.justgiving.com

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 3

We can. Magnificently.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 3

Listen, if you've cut the care label out of your jumper cos it was a bit scratchy, don't get weird with us when we take a punt on a cleaning process and it goes south. Good morning.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 2

We were as surprised as you are, which is still less surprised than our driver trying to get it stopped recently.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 2

Looks like this tariffs nonsense is going to bump our “new brake pads on the van” news.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Apr 1

I like that Murray Walker was credited with creating that slogan in his advertising days. It's not true, but it's a great myth.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Mar 31

Strong.

Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Mar 31

Shoutout to all my neighbours who smiled and waved as I put the wrong bins out.

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Altrincham Dry Cleaners @altydrycleaners.bsky.social · Mar 27

Perfect.

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