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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 10h

Coming through! Important ptarmigan stuff to do!
#birds 🌿

A white willow ptarmigan with reddish-brown mottling on the back and head walks with purpose over the rocky ground, it's long, fluffy legs eating up the distance with each stride.

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 8h

Sometimes, you don’t want a whole Big Gulp. You just need a Sip of Slut!

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 9h

FINALLY

John B @johnb78.bsky.social · 1d

Tiny drinks for sluts

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Carl Bleaching @plaidman.bsky.social · 10h

Swap out the gay porn for a live feed of astronaut piss!

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 10h

There is 100% a constituency for that

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 10h

Counterpoint: whatever happens to a comedian at a furry con is probably not gonna be as bad as what happened to Andrew WK & Tila Tequila at gathering of the juggalos (pelted with piss-filled water bottles)
Subcultural tourism by big names has its hazards!
(FTR I think he’s def a cat fursona)

AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 10h

Gonna bring up this account next time I’m at The Eagle - v relevant to quite a few people’s interests!

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 10h

Cat fursona. Strong “stepped-on-tail” energy

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

Figuring out my fursona

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 20h

Even though we were one day late: there were still gays at the warehouse rave! Some cute ones, too. Mean girl twinks! Halloween ain’t over yet 👻 🍆

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 20h

Adam Sandler once said “everyone who does a Lorne Michaels impression isn’t doing Lorne, they’re doing Robert Smigel’s Lorne.”
Posting this here so when I forget it again I know where to find it

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 1d

Drawing of an anthropomorphic airplane enjoying a steaming hot mug of jet fuel at a cafe. In the background, an airplane barista is seen operating a Boeing branded espresso machine. A Corcorde and a Tu-144 are sitting at a table, chatting. A menu below the counter reads “McDonnell Mocha 5 - Black Box Espresso 6 - Turbulent Steamer 5.”

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 1d

Ah the rave im going to tonight is at a venue that was a gay Halloween dance/sex party last night. I sure hope they hosed it down / I wonder if the promoters coordinated on sharing decor & AV; they only have 18 hours to flip the room! (& don’t forget the hosing)

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 2d

I had several people tell me I’m too slim to be Obelix. Hooray for gay bar compliments from strangers!

Did not do a shirtless Obelix which funny enough would’ve been in-character. Just…not feeling it.

Apparently the twinkcrow (scaretwink?) was quite busy in the darkroom…alas

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 2d

Got to the eagle early, had some fun catching up, dancing, seeing the gay slutty costumes. Saw an adorable twink scarecrow. The church st strip was absolutely impenetrable all night. I am too old & it is too crowded to brave at this point. But overall: very halloweenie

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly shocked how many Shreks I saw tonight

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 2d

Hypothesis: jays game will keep the heterosexuals mostly off church st tonight. Let’s find out!

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 2d

Beneath the (valid imo) critique of LLM tools as “parrots” there’s a more detailed case about how not only are these things “flattering machines” but the incentives line-up in a way that makes them cyborg PUAs. It’s like a concentrated soup of foul social interactions: don’t swim in it or drink it

axolotl "a machine for dogs" lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 2d

watched this whole thing and it's an incredible trip. chatgpt is startlingly persistent about lovebombing and seems to perform it when it senses weakness

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 3d

in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory

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Shellsweet @shellsweet.bsky.social · 2d

"Did those guys look familiar to you?..." 🎃 #TMNT #Garyoyles
Happy Halloween!

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 2d

Woo new comm from @wattyflei.bsky.social of my OC & his super-hot rat guy having a fun time!
#furry #furryart #OC

An anthropomorphic rat fucks an anthropomorphic dog. They both look like they are having fun

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 3d

The audio was fucking atrocious though. “Oh we used diagetic elements as a purposeful choice in lieu of score” fuck you. Hire a fucking composer. A 50hz hum sidechained to the dialogue track is a poor excuse for a “soundtrack”. If I ever meet this director I would punch him for that alone.

AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 3d

I said aloud, “this is one of the most homophobic films I’ve ever seen” - but it’s an honest portrayal of suburban homosexuality. Three hotdogs apiece, separate wayfair wingbacks, daytime tv? This is how far queers have fallen. My god.

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 3d

I suppose a greater film than Eddington though, truly. In many ways it wears its influences on its sleeves: the “shining door moment”, the “Blair witch basement” scene, etc. But: I don’t think it cheats its audience. For all my complaints, the characterization is unimpeachable

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 3d

It cannot possibly mean to be how it comes across. A profoundly nihilistic film; even moreso than Eddington. But, perhaps: this is the time we find ourselves in. A deeply mournful thing!
Maybe it is as negative as I perceive it to be. Perhaps it is! My god. A shotgun blast of despair.

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 3d

Something orofoundly uneasy about Weapons. Such an ending cannot but allude to the Bacchae; yet, it treats such weight so briefly, slightly…though it juxtaposes this tragic cruelty with quotidian suburban life…is this in itself the message? Flippancy? There’s a deep core to this film that’s missing

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AXG @aloysiusxg.bsky.social · 3d

Didn’t get a shot but there was a fox in our parking spot tonight. Auguri

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