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alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social · 4h

a fun fact about ronald reagan is that he's still dead, and still in hell

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alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social · Jun 24

who's getting the best head:
🥴😳😵‍💫🫨🥵🥳😫🥺🤤🤪😲🤠

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 2d

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social · 1d

i hope dysphoria gets a turn on the homer

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punkitt ‼️💞 @punkitt.bsky.social · 2d

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

Someone kneeling in front of me (a tgirl) as divine light appears around me

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alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social · 1d

mood

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alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social · 3d

wht wint peopke talking about this

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Lena Wife @nebulena.net · 3d

Wow. Didn’t think I’d have to say this but the discourse on here is missing a critically important fact: I’m fucking farting

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Lena Wife @nebulena.net · 3d

interacting with this post will bring you good fortune

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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alexandxor @alexandxor.bsky.social · 5d

i saw the video and honestly i completely forgot about the crown and "king trump" part.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

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mcc @dryad.technology · 6d

- At some point in the future, you may want to attend a protest where real opsec is necessary. You should own a dumbwatch, so you can know the time without having a phone. Casios are like $30 and come in cute colors.

- Always wear sunscreen; and you will never regret bringing a water bottle.