AladdinNoons
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Shipman’s Paste Thread.

For all your anarchic, thread vandalising, off topic meanderings

Post any old stuff here
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Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
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Except that’s B&W image…
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“Effortlessly engaging presenter” didn’t work for me. Hope the rest of the piece was more engaging than that.

Alice can flush reputation down the pan with him. Unlikely I’ll take her seriously again.
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No one really thought it was a real “deal”. Come on
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The bad faith of the Netanyahu regime is confirmed once again. Has it even been 24 hours? They violated the agreement for aid and they breached by killing a half dozen Palestinians. With two material breaches immediately, it would seem like rescission.
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NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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They’ve been in office less than a year versus science of vaccines for 50 years so yeah, I’m blaming parents. They’ve had 50 years of education and 5 mins on Google but sure, inject kids with bleach etc

PARENTS ARE RESPINSIBLE FOR THEIR CHILDREN

Fuck sake. It’s like Lil House on Prairie
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Rare earths are another matter separate to soy beans and cooking oil.

He so wants Xi 😍
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Oh here we go. Sarah wants to be next pope or marry Michael Gove

My life is so much simpler. I just want spaghetti on toast before I go to bed.

Follow Sarah for midnight lessons in Scrabble

Reads like scene from The Exorcist which i hope im correct 😮🤣

Thank you Sarah x
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Mate. There are serious problems with first language English speakers.

“Can I get (yes or no) v Please may I have (possibly)

You people have no idea how to verb in your own language. It’s very odd. Indeed, extremely odd.

Get some verbzzzzz
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As as Scot, I never learned terribly much about English language other than spoken language. My grammar was vastly improved when I studied French, German and Latin

I still speak Latin to this day. Fluently
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I’ll watch anything with Jane Horrocks
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Thank you irresponsible parents too
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Then you recorded Careless Bitch
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What is GB Energy?

The Chief Secretary to the PM explains it all in the latest installment of his 'Darren Explains' series.

For this one, they even let him out of the office!

www.instagram.com/p/DPy0I0YlLiB/
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House building in the UK can take years. Other countries manage it in a matter of months. Why does it take so long in the UK

The Housing, Communities and Local Government Secretary, Steve Reed, explains why and what the government are doing about it.

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Apart from that did she conduct herself as a states person or more like perpetually petulant Lee Anderson? 😜