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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 5m

A gang of 1950s greasers discovered a time machine and they use it to travel to the present day to beat the shit out of me and steal my cash to buy cigarettes, switchblades, and smut mags. They call themselves the RC Colas and they're the closest thing to friends that I have.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13h

1991. Neighbor kid invited me over. House smelled weird. They were boiling an alien grey. "We make whips from the skins," he said. "Their snap-crack shreds our reality. The bleeding of this degenerate realm comforts us." We didn't hang much after that. Mainly because I called his mom a fat bitch.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 12h

Some cool Halloween tricks you can do to people:

Tie a burlap sack around their head and beat them with a pipe.

Throw a loaded shotgun through their kitchen window.

Light a bag of dog shit on fire, ring their doorbell and when they answer eat the bag of flaming shit and yell YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13h

What a fucking piece of shit.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13h

1991. Neighbor kid invited me over. House smelled weird. They were boiling an alien grey. "We make whips from the skins," he said. "Their snap-crack shreds our reality. The bleeding of this degenerate realm comforts us." We didn't hang much after that. Mainly because I called his mom a fat bitch.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 13h

So basically like Peter Griffin?

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 14h

There is nothing you can do to convince me that H.P. Lovecraft didn't talk and act exactly like the Earl Of Lemongrab.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · Oct 15

The Phantom of our Attic says I have the most beautiful voice he's ever heard. I sing the songs he writes for me. Songs like "Yo, this Attic sucks!" and "Damn, this Attic needs a toilet!" and "No I will not pay rent (stop asking)"

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 14h

You ask me what I believe. This is what I believe.

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Sean McCoy @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com · 1d

Alright gang, #MothershipMonth25 is now live. These 26 other creators have done a phenomenal job bringing the setting of Prospero's Dream to life. Give them a look.

Oh also, no big deal but OVER/UNDER has over 1,200 players right now.

www.backerkit.com/c/collection...

MOTHERSHIP MONTH on BackerKit

Mothership Month returns October 14, 2025 with even more creators, nightmares, and community events. Whether you're an old teamster or a fresh recruit, you're invited to the largest Mothership even...

www.backerkit.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Listen to them - children of the night. What music they make. Bat Ska. WolfCore. Panamanian Night Monkey Blues. Just terrific stuff. You should check it out.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

Ghost Story- Charming Disaster

A relic of a very specific late aughts/early teens genre that ran parallel to stomp/clap/hey. You'll recognize it as soon as you hear it. I understand if you hate me for liking this. I hate myself as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEh...

Ghost Story

YouTube video by Charming Disaster - Topic

www.youtube.com

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Sean McCoy @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com · 1d

Alright, let's fucking go.

The lobby for OVER/UNDER by @samsorensen.bsky.social is now live. Come help make history on the Dream.

discord.gg/FDJ7T4C2Sm

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Did anyone else refuse to use roach spray because of a completely illogical fear that the spray would somehow make the roaches larger and angrier?

Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

I hate that the Hamburger Helper Wikipedia page doesn't delve into its spiritual dimensions.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Injecting human blood into ventriloquist dummies makes them real. Real jerks.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 2d

Dad's Best Friend- Rubber Bandits

Halloweeny in the sense that it captures the true horror of male friendships www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgP...

Dads Best Friend

YouTube video by Rubberbandits

www.youtube.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Mean Green Mother From Outer Space- Levi Stubbs

What if cosmic horror was fun? (H.P. Lovecraft furious)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8-l...

Little Shop of Horrors - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space

YouTube video by Ivan Gibson

www.youtube.com

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Listen to them - children of the night. What music they make. Bat Ska. WolfCore. Panamanian Night Monkey Blues. Just terrific stuff. You should check it out.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 3d

Injecting human blood into ventriloquist dummies makes them real. Real jerks.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

Thought it was weird that the community center decided to honor Indigenous Peoples' Day with a mass forsaking of "The White Christ", but everyone seemed to dig it, and this one lady made delicious funnel cakes.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

At the mall. This cop was hassling me and asked to see my ID. I handed him a tarot card with death on it and he just straight up beat the living shit out of me. I really need to stop trying to impress the manager at the Hot Topic. He's just so cool, though.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 4d

I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 5d

Hey guys if you're bored tonight and looking for something to do why not try recreational drug use or sex? Both are really big in Japan right now and I have a feeling it's going to be like Pokémon all over again.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 4d

I will be delicious. I know this. I have always known this.

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