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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️

@aftashok.blacksky.app

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make no excuse for My failures; My success, no apologies.... a frog with a glass ass only leaps once. Octopus lover. #MFFL #BlueDevils #GeauxTigers #WhoDat #KeepPounding

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9m

y'all be short with short arms and ample bosoms, that's the only way it works. 🤣

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 47m

I thought ample-bosomed wimminz all did this, regardless of age....

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 2h

understandable. like, to Me, it wasn't terrible, but not necessarily "good" either.

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 3h

yup. Get Out was great. Us was mid. Nope was.... something. and if you include Him, that brings the average down even more.

[supreme caliber eater] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · 4h

Jordan Peele made one hot movie in a ten year average

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 6h

I haven't had it much in the last 2-3 years, for the reasons you talked about, but that compulsion will find Me every once in a while.

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 6h

sometimes I order that Papa John's, tell em to hold the racism and the self-hate, then get the antacids on standby....

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 6h

you know how many foods have tomatoes?!?! ALL THE BEST ONES!

The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 6h

Getting older is eliminating stuff you can't eat/drink a lot of like a middle-aged game of Guess Who

"Does this have a lot of acid?"*knocks down anything with tomatoes*

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 6h

I know that all too well. My sister, who I'd been estranged from for about 16 years, reached out after My brother and Mama passed. she was planning on coming to My Mama's service, but got hospitalized with covid 2 days before the service and passed about a month later....

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 6h

just makes the situation a whole new level of sad. peace and comfort unto him. seriously.

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 8h

y'all shouldn't be so fine. what are Me to do? 🤷🏾‍♂️

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

this movie about dwarf vampires.

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

Indeed.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 9h

Only the best people.

jacky. @jacky.wtf · 12h

Is everyone a Libra??? Lol

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

of course lol.... 3 characters from that show too.

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

it just reminded Me of a touching moment from a movie. now if Mitch just follows the plot from there, we'll all be fine.

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

Skyler is way too high. Marie should be there.

Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.bsky.social · 1d

Most hated characters in TV history… Who would you add?

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

"don't call me that! I'm not your boss, okay?!"

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 10h

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 9h

he was mathing hard. he ate a weiner, a frank, not a hot dog.

Arrogant Esquire @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 10h

The kids ate hot dogs for lunch. Wife told Xavier that he couldn’t have three.

He ate three. When we asked him why, he said he only had two buns and three hot dogs so he thought that counted as two.

He stuffed TWO hot dogs into ONE bun. That’s the greed they talk about in the Bible.

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 10h

Foxy Brown's first line on "Sunshine" was "I ain't deaf nor blind, niggas stresssing"....

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 11h

Happy Birthday My corrupted bro!

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 11h

getting home from work and unleashing your nuts probably feels amazing, throwing your ballssiere across the back of the couch....

Arepa Auntie @breadbae.blacksky.app · 11h

I heard they have bras for your balls.

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⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 11h

LMFAO

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump on Schumer: "I think he's losing IQ points with time. I think that happens. I hope it hasn't happened with me. I know if it did, you guys would let me know about it very quickly."

⚜️ Baba Yaga ⚜️ @aftashok.blacksky.app · 12h

so much white, you might think your holy Christ is near....

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 12h

Open the Frigidaire 25 to life in here

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 1d

Apropos of nothing, once the President of the United States confirms covert CIA operations in a country… say, Venezuela, those operations are no longer covert.

And it puts CIA officers at significantly more risk.

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Wat @a-wat.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t want to be snarky on someone else’s post because I don’t want to argue and especially not about D’Angelo….

But D’Angelo was committed to Black music. I couldn’t care less about how he is being mourned or remembered outside of our community.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: A huge ice sculpture of the word “DEMOCRACY” is currently melting away in front of the US Capitol.

Organized by artists and activists, it was commissioned by the Up In Arms campaign, an effort led by Ben Cohen, the cofounder of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.

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