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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 16m

ha ha

quite right too

none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 40m

NEANDERTHALS REVERSED THE POLARITY OF THE MAGNETIC FLOW

none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 48m

I’m sorry, this is horrible behaviour by the jobcentre. do you have a doctor/support worker or non-Tory mp who could tell them to go away on your behalf?

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zuzak 🦭 @zuzakistan.com · 16h

Glasgow City Council has a whole sovereign citizen FAQ

whoever wrote this was so very tired

glasgow.gov.uk/whyyouneedto...

Why you require to pay Council Tax - Glasgow City Council

Information about why you are required to pay Council Tax.

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

this is my roundabout way of saying ‘doc was supposed to phone at 12.30 and it’s now 12.34’ gahhhhhhhh

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

awaiting another phone appointment

who decided everything should be phone appointments

i don't do anything else by phone

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

yes! It’s so cute to see a 5 year old in a Jodie top and it’s worth a thousand of us

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

think i have high functioning blepharospasm

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 1h

love that we decided that high functioning was unacceptable diagnostic language in autism, but instead of it dying out, it started being applied to every other disorder/condition*

*delete as applicable to your personal preference

I had “high functioning” depression… I just didn’t understand how

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Mummified Matt 🎃👻💀 @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 1h

All three things mentioned due to exploitative capitalism allowed to run rampant 😡

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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 2h

I love it when your phone does a massive update thats takes like forever and then your phone is exactly the same exept slightly worse 👍 #technology #cunts

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

late 70s who = the tom eyes and teeth show (this is not a complaint)

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 3h

it is my sincerely held belief that an 8 year old who has seen and loved one episode is a bigger fan than me who spent my twenties making 26 hour round trips to listen to panels with cy town on

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 4h

only children can be true doctor who fans. a 50 year old with a room full of merch is a pretender.

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 16h

Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 4h

yeah, but they’re all reflecting his own words back to him via facilitated communication and reinforcing his daft beliefs. in many ways the facilitated communication madness is a forerunner of stuff we’re seeing with suggestible users and ai!

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 4h

yes! ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · Jan 11

James Twyman is associated with psychic FCer Grandma Chandra and has been sighted sticking spoons to her head to “prove” that she’s psychic.

none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · Jan 11

There’s a guy named James Twyman who claims he saw psychic autistics literally disappear, they went to a mountain and evaporated in front of him. He also claims to have been part of the Northern Ireland peace process and to have solved the Bosnia/crotia war. Telepathy Tapes is fuckall really.

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · Jan 11

There’s a guy named James Twyman who claims he saw psychic autistics literally disappear, they went to a mountain and evaporated in front of him. He also claims to have been part of the Northern Ireland peace process and to have solved the Bosnia/crotia war. Telepathy Tapes is fuckall really.

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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 5h

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 4h

yes!!

& i was giggling at ste listing his ex husbands - exploded, exploded, stabbed, survived

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 5h

“where is this boring gambling storyline goi… OH SHIT”

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 5h

what a week!

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 8h

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

The Verge @theverge.com · 19h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 6h

my da believed Antonine de caune was a fake Frenchman who was ‘putting it on‘ for the telly. never justified any basis for this belief or where it came from. just doesn’t believe in the French.

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none of your twee spooky names impress me @24shaz.bsky.social · 6h

theres 11 series of it available on prime. I’m too scared to watch because I know it’ll out me as a problematic 90s tv watcher.