Kevin Hamilton
@1kevhamilton.bsky.social
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Indie author, all around goofy dude. My novel Enemy Among Us is available on Amazon. The sequel is coming... eventually. He is I and I is him.
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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Old Tober. What would really happen
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My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant
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I was just going through a box of my old memorabilia, and I thought I’d share this concert ad from 1984 (just in case you thought my biopic was LYING about Howie Mandel opening for me!)
1984 L.A. newspaper clipping advertising a Weird Al concert at the Starlight Amphitheatre “with very special guest Howie Mandel”
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Happy birthday to Joe Sinnott, arguably the greatest finishing artist in comicbook history. He made average artists look great, and he made great artists legendary. Joe was an integral component in the success of the Marvel Age of comics.

#comicsky
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
Yelp review for the Pink Pony Club
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The idea that the Reconstruction Amendments were for everybody is asinine.

They’re all lives matter-ing Reconstruction.
Angel Reese as a Victoria's Secret angel... I'm a fan.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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John Roberts: Eliminating racial discrimination means eliminating all of it.

Brett Kavanaugh: Totes.

*immigrants being profiled by ICE enter the chat*

Roberts Court: Yeah but I didn't mean like that. The cops can definitely still arrest you because you're brown.

Kav: *chugs beer in agreement*
Same. It's so charmingly stupid. First saw it late at night on the local UHF station. Couldn't have been more than 10.

Everyone quotes The Jerk, most people are only vaguely aware of this one.

So I've been preaching the 2 brains gospel a long time.

That last sentence is funny out of context.
The Man With Two Brains is on Tubi. As rightly acclaimed as The Jerk is for being a comedy class, this Steve Martin comedy seems kind of forgotten. It's just as funny
They made him a methed out Uncle Jesse Duke 😂😂😂
This place just living up to the stereotypes.
Why do you get on here and talk like some rando 'Resist' account?

This doesn't do anything. This barely hits the level of performative for the lack of effort it takes.
So what do you say, J.D. Vance? You once feared Trump could be the American Adolf Hitler. But that seems to be the hope of the new generation of Republicans you’ve raised. Will you denounce this outbreak of antisemitism, racism and fascism in your party?
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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"Here's the Truth About Trump's 'Peace Plan' for Gaza"

The US allowed Netanyahu to create four key loopholes in the deal to ensure Israel can continue its Gaza genocide - regardless of the 'ceasefire' deal.

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Here's the Truth About Trump's 'Peace Plan' for Gaza
The US allowed Netanyahu to create four key loopholes in the deal to ensure Israel can continue its Gaza genocide – regardless of the 'ceasefire' agreement.
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She's re-invented merkins.
This is the part of her brain that is attracted to Kanye.
Kim Kardashian is selling underwear that is a thong in the back and Chewbacca in the front.
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Rogue

9” x 12” Mixed media on watercolour paper.