November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
doctor cortex in sportacus' sportex cortex vortex drivin' a porsche over the floorboards
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
doctor cortex in sportacus' sportex cortex vortex drivin' a porsche over the floorboards
dozens of of suspiciously fit slaves in the crowd standing up to yell "no! i am sportacus"
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
dozens of of suspiciously fit slaves in the crowd standing up to yell "no! i am sportacus"
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
in a big win for the Trump Administration’s Middle Eastern foreign policy initiative, LazyTown (infamous for its despotic repression of the Sportacus Party) has formally joined the Abraham Accords.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
in a big win for the Trump Administration’s Middle Eastern foreign policy initiative, LazyTown (infamous for its despotic repression of the Sportacus Party) has formally joined the Abraham Accords.
Sportacus a saco.
a cartoon character is dancing in front of a toy car
Alt: Sportacus a cartoon character is dancing in front of a toy car
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November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Sportacus a saco.
Childhood is when you idolise Sportacus. Adulthood is when you realise Robbie Rotten makes more sense.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Childhood is when you idolise Sportacus. Adulthood is when you realise Robbie Rotten makes more sense.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
yeah they're actually older than the show!! it started off as books written by the guy who plays sportacus, then it got adapted for stage and after that it got made into a show that got bought by nickelodeon. since the franchise itself was created by sportacus' actor he's always played by him!
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 AM
yeah they're actually older than the show!! it started off as books written by the guy who plays sportacus, then it got adapted for stage and after that it got made into a show that got bought by nickelodeon. since the franchise itself was created by sportacus' actor he's always played by him!
its the good luck dab
retoot it and sportacus will send you good luck with his air balloon
Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ
#GlanniGlæpuríLatabæ #lazytown #milfordmeanswell #sportacus
retoot it and sportacus will send you good luck with his air balloon
Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ
#GlanniGlæpuríLatabæ #lazytown #milfordmeanswell #sportacus
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
its the good luck dab
retoot it and sportacus will send you good luck with his air balloon
Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ
#GlanniGlæpuríLatabæ #lazytown #milfordmeanswell #sportacus
retoot it and sportacus will send you good luck with his air balloon
Glanni Glæpur í Latabæ
#GlanniGlæpuríLatabæ #lazytown #milfordmeanswell #sportacus
if Johnny Gioeli was a canon Sonic character (not anthro or anything, just himself) he would just be Sportacus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FL8ruwwQa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FL8ruwwQa0
Sportacus "Push Ups" - YouTube
LazyTown Extra: Let's Roll!
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November 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
if Johnny Gioeli was a canon Sonic character (not anthro or anything, just himself) he would just be Sportacus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FL8ruwwQa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FL8ruwwQa0
Make sure you watch that episode of Lazy Town on baking cakes before you do.
I want there to be zero fuckups and the only way to do this is with my boy Sportacus.
I want there to be zero fuckups and the only way to do this is with my boy Sportacus.
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Make sure you watch that episode of Lazy Town on baking cakes before you do.
I want there to be zero fuckups and the only way to do this is with my boy Sportacus.
I want there to be zero fuckups and the only way to do this is with my boy Sportacus.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ARE YOU TELLIN' ME THAT DAISUKE HAS A SECRET KINK N' HE'S NOT GONNA ADMIT IT❓️😦
WTF IS GOIN' ON, DUDE⁉️ OWH HELL NAH‼️😭
WTF IS GOIN' ON, DUDE⁉️ OWH HELL NAH‼️😭
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ARE YOU TELLIN' ME THAT DAISUKE HAS A SECRET KINK N' HE'S NOT GONNA ADMIT IT❓️😦
WTF IS GOIN' ON, DUDE⁉️ OWH HELL NAH‼️😭
WTF IS GOIN' ON, DUDE⁉️ OWH HELL NAH‼️😭
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I just realized, base sportacus implies he has transformations im not aware of… oh no
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I just realized, base sportacus implies he has transformations im not aware of… oh no
I probably made a lot of spelling mistakes but I don't care this is as much effort as you're going to get out of a death battle between Undyne and fucking Sportacus a guy who's shown I've never seen and I only know about from the songs of his show and heard his voice only today.
*Big honking Death Battle thread* 🧵
@teratopaginal.bsky.social :Alright, the fighters are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Me:* IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATLEEEEEEEEE!!!*
*Fade in on the Asgore's throne room*
Undyne rushes in her plate armor hearing the sounds of fighting -1/25
@teratopaginal.bsky.social :Alright, the fighters are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Me:* IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATLEEEEEEEEE!!!*
*Fade in on the Asgore's throne room*
Undyne rushes in her plate armor hearing the sounds of fighting -1/25
Champions of good exemplifying the importance of loyalty and being generally sporty Undyne the undying and her opponent Sportacus the hero of lazytown, I’m Dorgana and he’s Bec and we’ll be analyzing their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I probably made a lot of spelling mistakes but I don't care this is as much effort as you're going to get out of a death battle between Undyne and fucking Sportacus a guy who's shown I've never seen and I only know about from the songs of his show and heard his voice only today.
-himself to avoid dodge or block and he is skewered his consiousness returning from the sharp pain of being impaled through the right shoulder left arm and stomach, undyne jumps up as he screams in pain and delivers a final thrust throught he heart up at Sportacus just as he is about to fall-
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
-himself to avoid dodge or block and he is skewered his consiousness returning from the sharp pain of being impaled through the right shoulder left arm and stomach, undyne jumps up as he screams in pain and delivers a final thrust throught he heart up at Sportacus just as he is about to fall-
to face him with murderous fury in her eyes he looks shocked as she returns with blinding speed with an uppercut of her own to the chin sending him flying toward the end of the hall- she swipes her spear one more time as she summons another volley of spears Sportacus, Concussed and frozen-
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
to face him with murderous fury in her eyes he looks shocked as she returns with blinding speed with an uppercut of her own to the chin sending him flying toward the end of the hall- she swipes her spear one more time as she summons another volley of spears Sportacus, Concussed and frozen-
sending a shockwave through the hall that explodes the windows the apple falls on the floor and as Sportacus reaches for it again Undyne crushes it under her sabaton and smears it across the ground, Sportacus turns his has hand flat and with only one of Undyne's legs on his back pushes-
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
sending a shockwave through the hall that explodes the windows the apple falls on the floor and as Sportacus reaches for it again Undyne crushes it under her sabaton and smears it across the ground, Sportacus turns his has hand flat and with only one of Undyne's legs on his back pushes-