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Team USA received a mix of cheers & boos during the #winterolympics #openingceremony in Milan, but when #couchhumper Vance appeared on the Jumbo-tron, the crowd booed. 👍

Don't worry, Don. I'm sure the boos were meant for you […]
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February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
PSA

If ur unable or unwilling to apologize when ur wrong, ur a rigid ahole.

If u attack someone & know ur wrong & still refuse to apologize, ur a flaming ahole.

Got it, flaming ahole couchhumper vance?
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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The cruelty is the point. Can you imagine if Kamala had said anything even close to what this Dystopian asshole says? Jesus. We have to get our country back. Unbelievable. #CouchHumper #VeryLowIQPerson
JD Vance refuses to apologize to Alex Pretti's family after 'assassin' claim
Trump officials have faced fierce backlash for their hasty characterization of federal agent-involved fatal shootings in Minneapolis
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February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sooo, VP Couchhumper compared L’il Marco to Forrest Gump?
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Everyone wants it to be all about Trumpster and his anosognosic megalomania; but this is an *institutional* problem of raw, open Nazi-KKK White state terrorism openly being imposed by our political, social, & business leaders. Removing Trumpster alone while allowing CouchHumper Vance to carry on...
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Mayor Frey of Minneapolis tells JD "couch humper" Vance to go fuck a couch.

#CouchHumper
Breaking!
In absolutely epic news, Mayor Frey of Minneapolis tells JD "couch humper" Vance to go fuck a couch. 🤭🤣😅
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
That's a good JD "Couchhumper" Vance.
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Of course, DHSS, CouchHumper, and Trumpster and his goons will attempt to spin this as "He had a gun and he was interfering with our apprehension of one of those anchor baby illegals, so we had to shoot him in self-defense!!"

The truth says the opposite.

But, who cares when you have the […]
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January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
WTF VF
Who cares that lying pond scum and alleged couchhumper JD is inflicting his dna on the planet!
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I’m calling bullshit here. This is straight up propaganda. They’re trying to prepare us for him taking the throne soon. #CouchBoy #CouchHumper #FJDV

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No prominent politician is liked by the nation – but JD Vance scores the highest, poll finds (The Independent)
No American politician with the potential to launch a presidential campaign in 2028 currently has a favorability rating above 50 percent, a new poll has foun...
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January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
a little advice couchhumper…keep it away from the pedophile rapist snuffer. and wash the seat covers daily.
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
There isn’t anything he would not do for Peter Thiel. Why? Peter owns that couchhumper.
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Wouldn't it be great if there was a LAW against using a misinformation campaign against the American people by its own government (Shitler, Couchhumper, Cosplay Demon, etc.)?

Oh, wait - there is - Congress just doesn't have the BALLS to actually do anything about it...
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Well if they've got JD CouchHumper pushing the narrative, you KNOW it's a lie.
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
No, VP Couchhumper, they do not have full immunity.
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is Couchhumper logic
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Clearly couchhumper reviewed an AI doctored vid created to make her look guilty!

ALL this Bullsh!TTery
W/o an investigation!
Surprised?

The FBI will absolutely NOT be objective!

They'll "Conclude" the results to fit the bs narrative they're already pushing!

Our Blue sister will not get justice!
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM