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whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social
After all these years, I still laugh my ass off #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor
I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillSleep #Survivor
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
amyamybobamy.bsky.social
post by Jay Allen of New York, NY I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillAsleep #Survivor
April 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
skyhighinc.bsky.social
lol reminded me of this
I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2 am this morning..it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & preset, I apologize...especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALAwnChair #ScariestMomentof2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnTheWayDown #AllMyLifeiHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWhoisInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillAsleep #Survivor
April 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
msoucy.gay
Not my post, but I figured we could all use a chuckle, and this post never fails to make me laugh
Facebook post: "I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... It finally happened. To ask the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #IKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasonYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #IWasStillSleep #Survivor"
March 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
ramyeonguksu.bsky.social
I like to imagine that Rifra made him make that post

#wolstinien #rifrastinien #ramypose
Rifra stares at a tomestone in her hand, with a screenshot of a social media post made by Estinien on the side, reading "I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning.... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize.... Especially Tataru. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChairr #ScariestMoment of 2016 #KnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasonIYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #IWasStillSleep #Survivor" Rifra mockingly turns to Estinien, asking "Well? What do you have to say for yourself?" in which he replies "I'm sorry for everything."
January 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com
"I left the toilet seat up yesterday & at 2am, it happened. To all the women in my life, I apologize. I get it now."
#MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ForSomeReasonIYelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling
#IKnockedEverythingOffTheCounterOnMyWayDown
#SoSoCold #WasStillAsleep #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked
December 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
amyamybobamy.bsky.social
Post from Jay Allen, New York, NY: I left the toilet seat up yesterday and at 2am this morning... it finally happened. To all the women in my life, past & present, I apologize... Especially my grandma. I get it now. #MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #iKnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AllMyLifeIHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasonI YelledWhoIsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtIWasBeingAttacked #iWasStillAsleep #Survivor
December 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
trans.bsky.social
fuck it, playing with the hashtags is close enough

#MyKneesHitMyChest #FoldedLikeALawnChair #ScariestMomentOf2016 #KnockedEverythingOffEveryCounterOnMyWayDown #AIlMyLifelHadToFight #SoSoCold #ForSomeReasoniYelledWholsInHereAsIWasFalling #ThoughtiWasBeingAttacked #WasStillSleep #Survivor
March 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM