This is tangential, but my (reportedly eccentric, she died when I was only four) grandmother had a silly version of this poem that went this:
Thirty days hath Septumber (sic),
April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter,
Except Grandma, and she rides a tricycle.
Thirty days hath Septumber (sic),
April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter,
Except Grandma, and she rides a tricycle.
30 days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have 31,
Except February alone;
And also January, which is fucking endless
April, June, and November;
All the rest have 31,
Except February alone;
And also January, which is fucking endless
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This is tangential, but my (reportedly eccentric, she died when I was only four) grandmother had a silly version of this poem that went this:
Thirty days hath Septumber (sic),
April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter,
Except Grandma, and she rides a tricycle.
Thirty days hath Septumber (sic),
April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter,
Except Grandma, and she rides a tricycle.
They’re coming Septumber 32nd.
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
They’re coming Septumber 32nd.
Every month is septumber if you leave it in!
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Every month is septumber if you leave it in!
A Very Late Septumber (oof) for @punkymarmot.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
A Very Late Septumber (oof) for @punkymarmot.bsky.social
Okay! I am starting to feel well enough to get work done again and I owe some folk Septumber pics (Good lord, I am sorry ahhh.) If you could reach out to me if you haven't already with what you're expecting image-wise, I'd appreciate it. Also, I am throwing a small doodle in with it
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Okay! I am starting to feel well enough to get work done again and I owe some folk Septumber pics (Good lord, I am sorry ahhh.) If you could reach out to me if you haven't already with what you're expecting image-wise, I'd appreciate it. Also, I am throwing a small doodle in with it
Sliding in before the deadline to add my part to #SEPTUMber. Augy got his nose pierced, but looks like they took some brain out with it. That’s fine, good boys don’t have to think hard anyway.
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sliding in before the deadline to add my part to #SEPTUMber. Augy got his nose pierced, but looks like they took some brain out with it. That’s fine, good boys don’t have to think hard anyway.
Et sepTUMber ? :3c
September 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Et sepTUMber ? :3c
Septumber pic for @omeggaomelette.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Septumber pic for @omeggaomelette.bsky.social
Septumber pic for @7thelement.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Septumber pic for @7thelement.bsky.social
Sog tackling both biceptember and Septumber at the same time
September 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sog tackling both biceptember and Septumber at the same time
Septumber for @qsmagpie.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Septumber for @qsmagpie.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
2024 SepTUMber Blake pic 😅
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
2024 SepTUMber Blake pic 😅
Septumber Portrait for @redapeguy.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Septumber Portrait for @redapeguy.bsky.social
Septumber portrait for @hypn0xious.biiig.wang
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Septumber portrait for @hypn0xious.biiig.wang
#skunktember AND #septumber? I’m a cheater
September 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#skunktember AND #septumber? I’m a cheater
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I always thought it was SEPTUMber lmao
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I always thought it was SEPTUMber lmao
If you have paid for a Septumber piece and would like to see how the sausage is made, I can invite you to my discord server and draw it for you live. It admittedly does help with my executive dysfunction but no worries either way. I just thought I’d offer
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If you have paid for a Septumber piece and would like to see how the sausage is made, I can invite you to my discord server and draw it for you live. It admittedly does help with my executive dysfunction but no worries either way. I just thought I’d offer
☀️ It's finally Septumber! It's the month to create and showcase tummy tickling with the hashtag #Septummy Let's go!
#tummytickling #belly #tickled #oc
#tummytickling #belly #tickled #oc
September 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
☀️ It's finally Septumber! It's the month to create and showcase tummy tickling with the hashtag #Septummy Let's go!
#tummytickling #belly #tickled #oc
#tummytickling #belly #tickled #oc
I am interested! I need to be part of Septumber shenanigans!
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am interested! I need to be part of Septumber shenanigans!