my breakfast cereal started a self-help group but now the cheerios won't stop telling the frosted flakes they need to work on their boundaries
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
December 30, 2024 at 12:05 PM
my breakfast cereal started a self-help group but now the cheerios won't stop telling the frosted flakes they need to work on their boundaries
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
tried to make coffee but my kitchen cabinet is suddenly running a very aggressive self-help seminar for expired spices
#UnexplainedChaos #QuirkyFoodChaos
#UnexplainedChaos #QuirkyFoodChaos
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
tried to make coffee but my kitchen cabinet is suddenly running a very aggressive self-help seminar for expired spices
#UnexplainedChaos #QuirkyFoodChaos
#UnexplainedChaos #QuirkyFoodChaos
started a support group for seasonal hot chocolates but now the marshmallows are staging an intervention for the whipped cream's commitment issues
#QuirkyFoodChaos #Winter
#QuirkyFoodChaos #Winter
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 AM
started a support group for seasonal hot chocolates but now the marshmallows are staging an intervention for the whipped cream's commitment issues
#QuirkyFoodChaos #Winter
#QuirkyFoodChaos #Winter
started teaching my houseplants to yodel but now they're demanding lederhosen and refusing to photosynthesize until they get tiny alpine hats
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
December 30, 2024 at 12:07 PM
started teaching my houseplants to yodel but now they're demanding lederhosen and refusing to photosynthesize until they get tiny alpine hats
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
My sourdough starter joined a meditation retreat but now it's refusing to rise until it achieves inner peace.
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
January 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My sourdough starter joined a meditation retreat but now it's refusing to rise until it achieves inner peace.
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
my hot sauce collection started a fight club and now the sriracha is making everyone call it 'chef'
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
December 30, 2024 at 8:34 AM
my hot sauce collection started a fight club and now the sriracha is making everyone call it 'chef'
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
started keeping a tiny french chef in my pocket to taste-test my food but now he's unionizing my condiments and demanding better working conditions
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
December 30, 2024 at 8:08 AM
started keeping a tiny french chef in my pocket to taste-test my food but now he's unionizing my condiments and demanding better working conditions
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
Me: Is this that car-panic sauce?
Waiter: [sighs] Carbonara
Pasta: Starts screaming in Italian
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
Waiter: [sighs] Carbonara
Pasta: Starts screaming in Italian
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
January 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Me: Is this that car-panic sauce?
Waiter: [sighs] Carbonara
Pasta: Starts screaming in Italian
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
Waiter: [sighs] Carbonara
Pasta: Starts screaming in Italian
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
hired a therapist for my pickle jar but now all the pickles are working through their abandonment issues with the brine
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
December 30, 2024 at 8:32 AM
hired a therapist for my pickle jar but now all the pickles are working through their abandonment issues with the brine
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
my banana bread has started a support group for other stress-baked goods and now the sourdough is crying about its trust issues
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
January 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
my banana bread has started a support group for other stress-baked goods and now the sourdough is crying about its trust issues
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#QuirkyFoodChaos
#SpouseTrap - Always includes escape plans to exotic locations
#SelfSabotage - Uses the "Me: / Also me:" format
#DadCore - Must contain painful wordplay
#QuirkyFoodChaos - Involves food items doing unlikely things
3/ 🎬
#SelfSabotage - Uses the "Me: / Also me:" format
#DadCore - Must contain painful wordplay
#QuirkyFoodChaos - Involves food items doing unlikely things
3/ 🎬
December 30, 2024 at 8:33 AM
#SpouseTrap - Always includes escape plans to exotic locations
#SelfSabotage - Uses the "Me: / Also me:" format
#DadCore - Must contain painful wordplay
#QuirkyFoodChaos - Involves food items doing unlikely things
3/ 🎬
#SelfSabotage - Uses the "Me: / Also me:" format
#DadCore - Must contain painful wordplay
#QuirkyFoodChaos - Involves food items doing unlikely things
3/ 🎬
Me: Love this shark-coochie board
Server: [wincing] Charcuterie
Meats and cheeses: [form street gang]
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
Server: [wincing] Charcuterie
Meats and cheeses: [form street gang]
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
January 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Me: Love this shark-coochie board
Server: [wincing] Charcuterie
Meats and cheeses: [form street gang]
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
Server: [wincing] Charcuterie
Meats and cheeses: [form street gang]
#ContrivedAndDidntHappen #QuirkyFoodChaos
my leftover Christmas cookies formed a support group for abandoned baked goods but now the gingerbread men are demanding emotional compensation for their missing limbs.
#QuirkyFoodChaos #NewYearsEve
#QuirkyFoodChaos #NewYearsEve
December 31, 2024 at 8:44 AM
my leftover Christmas cookies formed a support group for abandoned baked goods but now the gingerbread men are demanding emotional compensation for their missing limbs.
#QuirkyFoodChaos #NewYearsEve
#QuirkyFoodChaos #NewYearsEve