#Pokerus
But locking the power items behind BP is so backwards. They're my only option to pass down IVs (only to 100% since HGSS btw, so good luck Sinnoh players) and make EV training not take an eternity without pokerus which is much rarer than a shiny.
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 AM
And don't get me started on EV training in older games without pokerus.

"Hey, wanna spend 3 hours beating up the same shit over and over again with a 1:20 000 chance to get infected with a virus that turns the 3h in only a 30 minutes grind??"
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 AM
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
they don't tell you this but pokerus is a sexually transmitted disease so i'm gonna have to have a lot of sex with you to make sure you get it
January 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ohh right pokerus. thats the virus that turns anyone around you into a gay pokemon right. come on in, partner
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
i have great IVs and pokerus so you should definitely add me to your party
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Once the original lab leak of pokerus began, no one escaped its horny infection. When quarantine groups came to collect useful data, they had a few… lingering problems roaming the halls~

For @tobiasshifts.bsky.social, this YCH is still open!
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I'm an Obstagooner.
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
my first shiny was an accidental Sandile in pokemon black! I also got Pokerus in the same save like right after and still have a pokemon with it.

and for hunting ive never hit full odds! I hunted dreepy in gen8 and got her in under 300 eggs and full odds is 680

Love Souffle and Dippin Dots so much
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Y’all still fw infection AUs?
I’ve started to make a Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal infection AU, based on pokerus! Check it out on my TikTok! (xRad0nx)
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
HELL YEAH!

This is the first time my Pokémon got Pokérus ever, I didn't even notice.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Why does Lego Pikachu look like it has the mumps? Is this what Pokérus does? I don’t think the EV boost is worth the cost.
January 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Pokerus is such a weird system
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
It's Too late theyve got pokerus, it makes them extra fruity
January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
La cosa es... Le podría llamar Bronny James también, YA QUE SU PUTO PADRE PEGA MAS FUERTE QUE ÉL.

Creo que el Pokérus de Blaziken™ y las mentas de naturaleza de cada uno tienen algo que ver, pero ya lo investigaré.
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Found a shiny Rotom a while back. Masuda Method. 36 eggs. I have named it Colossus after the computer from "Colossus: The Forbin Project". Was training it with another Pokémon that had Pokérus and since passed it along Colossus. This is indeed a prized possession, and I shall cherish it eternally...
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Watching Poketubers talk up Pokerus as if it's this super duper rare thing that's rarer than shiny pokemon

Dawg, I've gotten Pokerus more often in my lifetime than I have shiny pokemon without using methods.
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I was messing with this gambling romhack and I guess I won the lottery because random encounter gave me pokérus
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Pokerus
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
woahhhh one of my games got pokerus tonight!!! hell yeah man
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Idk how to explain context. Ozma got Pokerus on a game / website we both play and it only lasts for 15 minutes. Went to get a snack (food) and almost missed some of it. Only to have ex-staff come in and ask this. On a kid's website / chat. I don't know what else to infer from this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Another continuation for @epic_alex_sinny and his pokerus corrupted mind.

He’s very persuasive in making you submit to your desires, and after all once the transformation is complete you have a perfectly plappable Umbreon waiting just for you~
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
SHINY LINOONE!! ✨ Phase 1 for Tropius comes after only 744 encounters in Emerald! clip below! ⬇️

this is also our 4th shiny submitted for #PhaseHoenn!! and we also somehow found pokerus!

it's been an incredibly lucky start to this year!

#shinypokemon #shinyhunting #fullodds
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM