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New #OnePanelVSS or...if you like...a Paintmonkey Far Side cartoon. 😂 #TheFarSide #FarSide #GaryLarson

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#OnePanelVSS
February 24, 2025
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February 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Happy Easter from the Paintmonkey!

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Happy Easter from the Paintmonkey!
Be honest.
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April 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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A behind the scenes look at what's going on at Paintmonkey Studios.

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PrepWerk
So I haven’t finished anything big this week.
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June 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Another sketchy BTS for the Paintmonkey.

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Sketch Sunday
November 23, 2025
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November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Your weekly roundup of Paintmonkey sketchiness.

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Sketch Sunday
December 7, 2025
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December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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It's the holidays! The Paintmonkey shoppe is open!

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Image of the book The Ghastly Crook Richies in front of a festive background.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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This is SPOT ON, sums up just a bit of what's insane about these agonizing first 100 days...
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Cartoon/art ©2025 'Paintmonkey'
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The Parable of the Cookie Dragon. By the Paintmonkey. A story in four parts. #parable #eattherich #dragons #cookies
A four panel cartoon called The Parable of the Cookie Dragon. Panel 1: Once there was a dragon who loved cookies. Panel 2: And the dragon and his friends took ALL the cookies for themselves leaving none for anyone else. Panel 3: This made the hungry villagers very sad. Panel 4: So they cut all the dragon's heads off as a warning to other gluttons. The End. Panel 4 shows all the dragon heads on pikes.
February 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A proper Substack intro for the Paintmonkey.

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Paintmonkey Substack Intro
I guess I should introduce myself officially.
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February 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A wee win for the Paintmonkey. Take em where you can get em. The little things are all we have right now.
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Paleo-news!
So I submitted a sarkastodon to the last issue of The Prehistoric Times magazine.
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February 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Welcome to 2024...drink your water, take your meds, and don't touch anything! May the odds ever be in your favour.
#HappyNewYear24 #WritingCommunity
🎨 by Paintmonkey Studios
A cartoon showing an old man (2023) holding a scythe in one hand and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in the other. He offers the bat to a baby wearing a top hat and a sash that says 2024. The caption reads: "Take this with you. I just get the feeling you may need it at some point."
January 1, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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#OnePanelVSS with a childhood Paintmonkey origin.

W/ @nancydwrites.bsky.social

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#OnePanelVSS
May 26, 2025
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May 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Exciting news on the way! I can't wait for tomorrow!

#Paintmonkey #ThePaintmonkey #breakingnews #staytuned
Paintmonkey cartoon character running with a large paint brush above his head.
July 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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About that time, Earl, the #besotted yet frustrared artist, figured out that the #song he'd heard was not a secret message of love.

It took #skill to paint her likeness on the inside of the building's #dome - someone ELSE'S skill.

#vss365 #2WordPrompt #BraveWrite #onepanelvss 🎨 Paintmonkey Studios
June 25, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Well, I'm sure it looks effective on the table. 😇
But as with most of these pre-painted D&D figures, there's a serviceable figure underneath. Hand them over to your friendly more-or-less-local paintmonkey and they will turn it into something ...well, more sinew-y. 😜
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Just a factory #rat, stumbling out into t'bright northern sunshine at the end of my shift.

It's grim up #here, they say down south, but as I #yawn into t'morning, I'd be nowhere else. Once I get my wits about me, it's off t'pub.
#vss365 #2WordPrompt #BraveWrite #onepanelvss🎨 by Paintmonkey Studios
April 16, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Shop small! Shop Paintmonkey!

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The Holidays...
...are HERE!
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November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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It's announcement time! The Paintmonkey has a book coming out! September 8th, The Ghastly Crook Richies hits shelves!

More details here!

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The Ghastly Crook Richies!
Are on the way!
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July 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Happy holidays, everyone!
Picture of The Yule Cat holding the Paintmonkey with a Santa hat. Text: From the Paintmonkey family to yours...a very happy Yule season! *We hope you got some new clothes!"
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Happy New Year, everybody!

The "I'll do it myself" energy I'm bringing.
Cartoon of the Paintmonkey holding the scythe and kicking Father Time 2024 and pointing at Baby New Year with a barbed wire bat with nails in it. Baby New Year is running away screaming while the Paintmonkey yells after him "...and you better not start any shit either".
January 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM