The Paintmonkey
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social
Art guy. Animals, cartoons, and visions of terrifying and satisfying karma (the last are only on the Patreon).
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www.paintmonkeystudios.com
https://paintmonkeystudios.bigcartel.com/products
https://paintmonkeyart.substack.com
Pinned
I'm just gonna pronounce it bloo-skee. #Bluesky
Dig it...the weekly #OnePanelVSS.
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December 15, 2025
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December 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dig it...the weekly #OnePanelVSS.
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Sketch Sunday
December 14, 2025
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December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just...Ugh...
Have I mentioned I hate artificial “intelligence”?
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December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
*Die Hard viewing 2025*
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
*Die Hard viewing 2025*
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
Terrorist guy: "you won't hurt me. You are a police man. There are rules for police."
John McClane *immediately snaps terrorist's neck*: "you...haven't been in this country long, have you?"
Envisioning The...Past?
So, the Kennedy Center Honors were held on Sunday.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Elewyn gasped. Had she gotten it wrong? There was no way that he would drink this! It was starting to burn her fingers.
Perhaps it wasn't measure once, pour twice, but the opposite? She heard the door...he was home.
Maybe she should just throw it?
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Perhaps it wasn't measure once, pour twice, but the opposite? She heard the door...he was home.
Maybe she should just throw it?
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December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Your "oopsie" flavored #OnePanelVSS of the week!
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December 8, 2025
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December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Your "oopsie" flavored #OnePanelVSS of the week!
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Another?
Sorry for folks that follow me and have seen this one before.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by The Paintmonkey
Okay, I thought when they said the lure was "confuzling", it was just clever marketing and a play on confusing.
Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
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Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social #onepanelvss #fuzzy
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Okay, I thought when they said the lure was "confuzling", it was just clever marketing and a play on confusing.
Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social #onepanelvss #fuzzy
Clearly I was wrong. Anyone know where to buy a backup mouse-sized oxygen tank?
@paintmonkeyart.bsky.social #onepanelvss #fuzzy
Doctor's appointments made me almost forget! Your weekly #OnePanelVSS is now!
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December 1, 2025
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December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Doctor's appointments made me almost forget! Your weekly #OnePanelVSS is now!
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Happy Thanksgiving...
...from the Paintmonkey!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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About that time, it occurred to Brother Josiah that perhaps the wildlife in this new land was a bit different than what they'd left behind in Mother England...
Thus, the very moment vegetarianism arrived in the colonies.
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Thus, the very moment vegetarianism arrived in the colonies.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Thanksgiving #OnePanelVSS fun!
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November 24, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Thanksgiving #OnePanelVSS fun!
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All I'm saying is the Muppets have a chance to do something AMAZING with that "quiet, piggy" clip right now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All I'm saying is the Muppets have a chance to do something AMAZING with that "quiet, piggy" clip right now.
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It would be so easy, a slip here or there, and his worst critic would be no more. He held the razor like a pen, over his trusting yet blindfolded past, and weighed options.
The need to rewrite his story was strong...but was it worth this?
Was anything?
#onepanelvss
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The need to rewrite his story was strong...but was it worth this?
Was anything?
#onepanelvss
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November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It would be so easy, a slip here or there, and his worst critic would be no more. He held the razor like a pen, over his trusting yet blindfolded past, and weighed options.
The need to rewrite his story was strong...but was it worth this?
Was anything?
#onepanelvss
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The need to rewrite his story was strong...but was it worth this?
Was anything?
#onepanelvss
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A dramatically ominous #OnePanelVSS!
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#OnePanelVSS
November, 16, 2025
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November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A dramatically ominous #OnePanelVSS!
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