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Girls Comic #43 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to dr. wily (of mega man fame!) and he looks awfully excited! WILY: thank you for attending the uneveiling of my never-before-seen & world-altering creation!!! GIRL: no worries doctor wawa! P2: wily turns around to reveal his creation... a hippopotamus..? WILY: now BEHOLD... my New and Awesome Invention.. GIRL: eeeeh..? P3: GIRL: doctor wawa.. that's Hippopotamus.. P4: wily is fucking shocked WILY: WHAT!? seriously..!? GIRL: yurp...
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Girls Comic #42 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is chatting to mr game & watch! (of game & watch fame!) GIRL: ohaho, mr watch! might it be time for one of your CLASSIC slapstick routines..!? P2: G&W: no.. today.. We Rest.. P3: "the girl" and mr game & watch have themselves a nice little lie down... G&W: ahh.. i needed this..) P4: GIRL: yeah.. me too.. out of fucking nowhere a grand piano comes hurtling down from the sky straight towards mr game & watch
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Girls Comic #41 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is walking when she is suddenly startled by The Cone (a large 3D render of a shiny cone) CONE: You There! GIRL: whuhuh? CONE: Join The Cone! P2: CONE: Please!!! Become One With The Cone! P3: "the girl" turns around and walks away GIRL: noooo thanks you! i got grarbages to eat!! CONE: What..!? Please Come Back! P4: The Cone is all alone. CONE: D'oh! The Cone Has Fumbled Yet Another Beautiful Babe!
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Girls Comic #40 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is walking along with her dear friend wizzro! WIZZRO: yeah so basically you could say the music is the one writing us at this point.. haha- GIRL: shut da hell uuuuuuuuuuup. lmaooooooooooooooo. P2: WIZZRO: excuse me? dude that's not funny... you know i'm passionate about this stuff... GIRL: ah... gay! who freaking cares! P3: wizzro is left in shock as "the girl" walks away GIRL: wahuhuhu smell yea later s*cker!!!!!!! P4: "the girl" keeps walking and comes across.. herself? wielding a morningstar? GIRL (NEW): ...not so fweakin' fast!!! my IDENTICALLY BEAUTIFUL & DESPICABLY NASTY BROTHER BROTHER: guoh..!!!! guah...!!! GIRL: this ends now..
January 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Girls Comic #38 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to richter (of castlevania: rondo of blood fame!) who is wearing a snazzy new t-shirt RICHTER: ahh, hello my friend! GIRL: woho, hello tricky ricky! P2: RICHTER: tell me... how do you like my new shirt!? his shirt is emblazoned with the words "BIG PUSSY CHAMPION" in striking pink text P3: RICHTER: it was a gift... from my MOM!!!!! P4: RICHTER: i love her so MUCH!!!!!! she's the BEST!!!!!! GIRL: that is awesome
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Girls Comic #38 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is flying through the air.. a distant figure approaches on the ground.. P2: "the girl" descends rapidly and the two come closer! P3: the figure on the ground can now be seen to be matt (of wii sports fame) as he makes a desperate dash to catch "the girl" in his catcher's mitt before she hits the ground P3: matt throws himself forwards just a bit more and catches "the girl"! the batter is out!!
January 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Girls Comic #37 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is talking to lomax the lemming (of the adventures of lomax fame!) who is looking smarmy as ever GIRL: wohahoh! what a BADASS and ROCKIN' vibe you have.. LOMAX: ehh..? P2: "the girl" leans in eagerly GIRL: might you teach me the saucy secrets of your swagadocious style..!? LOMAX: hmm.. P3: "the girl" leans in even closer now.. LOMAX: Very well.. I shall share with you the cause for my undeniable "Swag"... GIRL: ohohoho P4: LOMAX: It's simple: I piss myself.
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Girls Comic #36 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: tails is standing next to an open garbage can. his tie is hanging from the rim. TAILS: unemployed yet again... time to get white girl wasteeeeeed! P2: "the girl" suddenly pops out of the garbage can and tails flinches in shock! GIRL: ohaho! TAILS: what in the- GIRL: well if it isn't my cherished chumpanion, tailsy-wailsy! P3: the garbage tips over and "the girl" rolls out GIRL: tails-wails, i just had the most craziest-style dream! TAILS: y-yeah? GIRL: yeah! you quit your job and THEN i fell out of a garbages and THEN i told you about this dream i had and THEN we met BIGFOOT!!!! P4: TAILS: wow that's actu- tails is interrupted by the sudden appearance of... bigfoot..!? BIGFOOT: graaaa i'm bigfoot TAILS: Holy shit GIRL: Oh my god
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Girls Comic #35 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: tails, wearing a tie, is surrounded by babies in an office full of computers. bunting hangs from the ceiling and the babies are cheering! DONKEY KONG JUNIOR: tails! welcome aboard! BABY WARIO: wahaha welcome to the team tails! BABY ROSALINA: congratulations! BABY DAISY: you're gonna be a great fit! BABY LUIGI: yayyyyyyyyy P2: TAILS: aw. you guys.. thank you!!! this means a lot to me.. P3: TAILS: after i lost my last job i seriously thought my life was over.. to be honest i felt like my queerness had rendered me absolutely unwanted and unemployable.. P4: we see the building this is taking place in.. a glass skyscraper.. TAILS: i'll admit, i'm still not totally sure what we do here.. haha.. ..the building has a giant sign that says "Palantir" TAILS: ...but thank you for giving me this opportunity!
January 7, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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Girls Comic #34 (The PROPHECY, Part Three) (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: Somewhere in space, out beyond the atmosphere of the Earth... Goku clutches "the girl" in his fist. She is tiny compared to him. He is going Super Saiyan, and frankly, he looks badass. She is surely doomed. GOKU: You want Steal My Orb? It's time for Goku Justice. P2: "the girl" flails around in Goku's hand, begging him for mercy. GIRL: goku!!! my man!!! i can explain! i was tricked! it's the Truth!! please! the Truth!! P3: Goku crackles with some magical energy. Lightning arcs out from him and he begins to emanate an incredible light... GOKU: "Truth"? I'm don't care about that.. I'm care... about GOKU BLAST...!!! Hahaha...!!!!!!! GIRL: no... not the famous GOKU BLAST...!!!!!!! P4: Goku tosses the "the girl" into the distance before bursting with energy, a beam shoots out from his chest and shoots through space, instantly engulfing "the girl" and beginning to disintegrate her. It's fucked. GIRL: auuugh!!!!!! your BLAST... GOKU: Hahaha!!!! my BLAST...
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Girls Comic #33 (The PROPHECY, Part Two) (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" and bonk (of bonk, aka pc-genjin, fame) are exploring a cave.. bonk leads the way, holding a torch to light their way. also "the girl" is wearing a fun cowboy hat. BONK: hey! what brings you to the PRIMORDIAL TOMB? GIRL: prophecy type situation! BONK: dude! no way! GIRL: yea! P2: the two coninue their exploring... GIRL: i am going to retrieve the Orb of Torment!!!! BONK: ohhhhhh, dope! GIRL: yurp! P3: BONK: so like... how many centuries have you been training? y'know.. to tussle with the ORB WARRIOR (KILLER OF ETERNAL MURDER DEATH)? P4: lurking in the shadows behind "the girl".. is Goku... GIRL: huh?
August 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Girls Comic #32 (The PROPHECY, Part One) (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" lies on the ground as two unseen characters scold her.. CHARACTER 1: GET UP!!! CHARACTER 2: YOU WRETCH!!! CHARACTER 1: YOU SOPPING WET DOG!!! P2: the characters are revealed to be identical twins! twins who look awfully (exactly) like paula of earthbound fame. "the girl" remains on the ground. TWIN 1: GET UP AND LISTEN TWIN 2: TO OUR PROPHECY!!! TWIN 1: YOU MUST DO IT!! TWIN 2: DO IT!!! TWIN 1: NOW!!!! GIRL: nooo... i am looking at dirt right now P3: they keep on yellin' at her TWIN 1: WE ARE THE PROPHECY TWINS!!!! TWIN 2: OUR PROPHECY... IS AWESOME!!!!! TWIN 1: SO YOU MUST LISTEN!!!! GIRL: guohhhh... P4: yet more yelling. TWIN 1: WE HAVE YOUR ADDRESS!!!! WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TWIN 2: IT WILL LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT! TWIN 1: WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! TWIN 2: PROPHECY TIME NOW!!!! OK!!!! hearing this, "the girl" hops up from the ground and leans back in shock... GIRL: mamma mia!!! why'd i gotta get doxxed by the Proffy Twins!!!!!
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Girls Comic #31 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" encounters famous fast food merchant Grimace.. and he's holding a fresh pizza in his hand... GRIMACE: hello there young lady and or young man and or worthless fucking worm GIRL: aw hello grimgram P2: "the girl" approaches.. GRIMACE: howsabout you come on down to my restaurant and buy one of my new Pizzas Pie™ GIRL: wohaho..! i GOTTA have it! P3: GRIMACE: GOTTA have it...? nnot without first solving one of my Devious Riddles™ "the girl" looks extremely pained by this development GIRL: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Riddles piss me off!!! P4: Grimace leans in.. taunting "the girl" GRIMACE: riddle time: i'm purple and i'm grimace. Who am I? GIRL: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I will never solve it!!
August 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Girls Comic #30 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" and tails are out and about having a chat and frankly, the weather is lovely, clouds are rolling across the big blue sky... GIRL: wow tails! it sure has been one WET and WILD month!!!! P2: GIRL: i wonder what saucy and sacrilegious adventures yet await us!!!!!! TAILS: i got fired today P3: GIRL: will we make New Friends..? will we make New Foes....!? Anything could happen!!!!! TAILS: they fired me from my job today P4: TAILS: i don't how how to make myself feel normal and i've been taking photos of myself in a maid costume and crying and sharing them online and my coworker found them and now i don't have a job anymore GIRL: maybe we will meet a gnome!!!!!!!
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Girls Comic #29 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is encircled by an entire coop's worth of chickens.. they block her from reaching her beloved garbages and stare at her intensely.. GIRL: jeepers peepers! hello ladies! P2: the chickens blindfold "the girl" and carry her on their backs as they trot to an unknown destination GIRL: oho.. Mystery Chicken Activity...? wellllllll okay! P3: the chickens arrive at the precipice of a cliff GIRL: haha yayyyyyyyy P4: the chickens send "the girl" over the edge and she begins to plummet, still blindfolded and possibly oblivious GIRL: haha wow. yayyyyyyy. Life is beautiful!
August 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Girls Comic #28 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) the title reads "Girls Comic #28" but "Girls" has been crossed out... P1: terriermon stands alone TERRIERMON: my comic now P2: terriermon comes closer.. P3: terriermon comes closer still, filling more of the panel.. but also, beyond the panel borders, removed from the world of the comic, sits "the girl", powerless in the face of terriermon.. GIRL: curse you! otherworldly devil! P4: terriermon has come even closer. the entire panel is terriermon. TERRIERMON: Wahaha...
August 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Girls Comic #27 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" presents a bouquet of roses to the gargantuan empress bulblax GIRL: milady.. e-empress bulblax!!! i know it's wrong but... when i'm around you i... i get this way and i.. i... i need to tell you how i feel!!!! P2: BULBLAX: I understand. GIRL: b-but but.. i'm just.. and you're... BULBLAX: Shhhh.. Listen to me. GIRL: o-okay.. BULBLAX: Good. Now look into mine eyes~ P3: the rest of the world seems to disappear as "the girl" gets lost in the empress's beautiful eyestalks... BULBLAX: although thou art but a lowly garbages thief... i share thine feeling... GIRL: y-you mean..? BULBLAX: Indeed... P4: BULBLAX: ...We ought Fucke. "the girl" blushes as she snaps back to reality. standing atop a little wooden stool to meet the empress's gaze. GIRL: ohaho..
August 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Girls Comic #26 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" encounters plok! (of plok! fame!) GIRL: ummm.. yellow there! PLOK: whuh? GIRL: 'scuse moi but... is this the freakin' house of burgers and fries..!? PLOK: uh... nope! P2: GIRL: but you are rockin' the colours of the Clown™.. PLOK: UNTRUE! these are the colours of HIGHLY LEGITIMATE MICRONATION: "PLOK'S FUNTIME COUNTY" while declaring this, he plants a flag into the ground (the flag is his own face) P3: plok stands tall and points with confidence PLOK: here in this righteous place... we only have THREE rules! 1. try to have a GOOD TIME! 2. FRIENDSHIP is AWESOME! 3. don't JACK OFF without ME! GIRL: ah.. gee whizz.. P4: "the girl" turns around and begins to slip away GIRL: very inch-arresting but um.. i um.. i gots to skedaddle! plok throws his arms up in the air. he is fucking pissed. PLOK: OHHHHHHHHH LOOK WHO HATES FRIENDSHIP!!! GREEAAAT BIIIIIG FRIENDSHIP FUCKER!!!! fucking BULLSHIT! you SICKEN me... "the girl" keeps on walkin'
August 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Girls Comic #25 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is elated to see the one and only James Pond! GIRL: wohaho! if it isn't the sopping and sexy mr. pond! P2: GIRL: what's it like bein' an International Man of FISHtery..!? hohoho P3: james pond is not amused. GIRL: ...eh? ...get it? ...do you get it? ...um POND: shut it. i'm not laffin'... P4: POND: don't forget oi've got a License to Kill- "the girl" lunges forward as she yells over mr. pond GIRL: a license to KRILL?
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Girls Comic #24 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" is standing around as usual when she sees someone walking GIRL: ohaho.. i spy with my little peeper.. someone trottin' on over! whomstever could it be..? P2: the mysterious walker comes closer, revealing themselves to be.. what appears to be "the girl" but stretched out, wider perhaps. WIDE: hello! GIRL: oho- w-what the p*ss!? P3: the wide invidual continues their approach WIDE: i'm Wide Girl and i'm Comin' Thru'! GIRL: Goddamn!!!! Your Wide...!!!! P4: "the girl" marvels at Wide Girl as she walks off into the distance WIDE: Au Revoir Small Fry!!! GIRL (THINKING): How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't!
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Girls Comic #23 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: "the girl" (now doubly bandaged from her double explosion incidents) stumbles across what appears to be beloved mario character Koopa the Quick! GIRL: holy freaking CRAP!!!!! it's famous celebrité, Koopa the Quick! P2: KOOPA: no... it's not... not anymore... GIRL: o-oh.. i'm sorry..? P3: KOOPA: now i go by a different name. now they call me... Koopa the Queer P4: GIRL: wow.. that's beautiful man KOOPA: thank you. i love sucking dick!!!
August 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Girls Comic #22 (4 panel "sprite comic" composed of stolen images + scrappy doodles) P1: having recovered from her injuries, a few band-aids on her cheek, "the girl" makes an incredible declaration GIRL: call me looney tunes.. the way that i'm.. BACK IN ACTION!!!!!! P2: tails and all "the girl"'s friends gather around a cake topped garbage can and cheer for her recovery WIZZRO: HELL YEAH!!! TAILS: it's been a long few months... congratulations! E. GADD: yabbo yabbo! SPY FOX: splendid! P3: "the girl" is moved by the sight of her friends and begins a heartfelt speech.. GIRL: tails, clown, wizzro, dark vader, e. gadd, spy fox... yumetaro... everypony... P4: suddenly, "the girl" explodes. GIRL: thank y- the impact of the explosion sends the garbage can crashing into tails and the cake, and "the girl" both split into dozens of pieces in the air.
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM