#DuckTail
First up - the GR86 Yuzu edition ducktail doesn’t match!
January 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This is the haircut that Meryl wanted btw
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“Scoops of ideas,” Weiss said.

I can just picture Tony Ducktail daydreaming story ideas that would take almost no work.

Gazing up from his own navel: “Hey! How about I interview my own mom? Talk about a scoop of ideas!”
January 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I guess as an MX-5 fanboy I'm gonna have to go with one of these: M2 1028. No soft top, factory roll bar, buckets, simplified interior, lightweight wheels, little bit of engine tuning, small ducktail bootlid.
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
in the corner store in booty shorts with my beat to hell boxers drooping out a couple inches in the back like a ducktail, cracked iphone playing shanti celeste maximum volume from my knockoff carhartt pocket, purchasing protein milk, chocolate bar, cafe bustelo brick
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Love how the cartoonist always get his flat back of scared scalp flat and his ridiculously looking ducktail hairdo sealed with cans of hair spray! Oh and the guppy lips
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
yes his hairstyle is CALLED a ducktail but it clearly looks like a cockatiel crest (imo)
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Hot-wiring a Mk1 GTi in Black Lagoon was a real highlight!
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
2026 Mustang Dark Horse SC:

Supercharged 5.2L V8
7DCT
Next-gen MagneRide shocks
Forged suspension components
Brembo Carbon-Ceramic brakes from Mustang GTD
Michelin Cup 2R tires
Carbon-fiber wheels
Track Pack reduces unsparing weight by 120lbs
Ducktail decklid…

AND THE COOLEST CALIPERS EVER
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Porsche 911 997 Sport Classic [1638×2048]

https://www.evshift.com/383997/porsche-911-997-sport-classic-1638x2048/

mileage: 123 miles. 408 hp. Six-speed manual. Ducktail spoiler. Exclusive grey stripes. Annual service and new battery from Porsche San Antonio in October 2025. Offered Without …
Porsche 911 997 Sport Classic [1638x2048] - EVSHIFT
RM Sotheby’s.
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January 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I'll be huffing and puffing and cursing the weather and hating everything around me but I pass a reflective surface and see that high pomp ducktail and I'm like "stay cool, baby" before going back to freezing to death.
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
No “we are not”. Trump thinks we’re still living in the 1950’s. He looks like it, dresses like it and is trying to relive it.
Even his stupid slogan “make America great again” is a throwback to a different time. He’s still into coal mines, oil drilling, ducktail hairdos and gas guzzling cars.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM