#Cholesterol
Je confirme, et c'est étrange d'ailleurs, le truc qui m'a le plus fait grimper le mauvais cholestérol c'est l'huile de coco... Et on ne se méfie pas.
Contre le cholestérol, pour votre cerveau, pour calmer les inflammations... Voici notre guide pour optimiser votre santé grâce à l'alimentation (une idée de bonne résolution pour 2026 ?) 🍌🥬
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December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Contre le cholestérol, pour votre cerveau, pour calmer les inflammations... Voici notre guide pour optimiser votre santé grâce à l'alimentation (une idée de bonne résolution pour 2026 ?) 🍌🥬
👉 https://l.sciencesetavenir.fr/OZy
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Doctor: your cholesterol and blood sugar is bad

Patient : how bad ?

Doctor : my results just say yes and nothing else
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My prediction: It happens, cholesterol saves America.
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
me: i can't wait until i'm a cougar

me in 20 years having a cholesterol-induced heart attack face down in my microwave spaghetti while my gen alpha influencer puppygirl gf streams herself pissing on the carpet on disney's amazon's tiktok sponsored by raytheon on the other side of the table: auaughh
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
NHS warning to key group to avoid popular cholesterol drug atorvastatin

https://www.newsbeep.com/us/380389/

Atorvastatin is a commonly prescribed statin used to lower high cholesterol and prevent heart disease 12:23, 31 Dec…
NHS warning to key group to avoid popular cholesterol drug atorvastatin - United States News Beep
Atorvastatin is a commonly prescribed statin used to lower high cholesterol and prevent heart disease
www.newsbeep.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wishing everyone on Bluesky a safe New Year’s Eve, and a better 2026. 🎊🎉🥳

Cholesterol? You understand the assignment.

May the world’s greatest wish come true…
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
- échapper à ma cardiologue qui veut me filer des statines pour mon (tout) petit cholestérol (la faute à tous ces infarctus dans la famille)
-que RFK jr aille griller en enfer (ou ailleurs, du moment qu'on le voit plus).
-etc, on y croit très fort...
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Bloodletter from the clinic called. My cholesterol is one meeelion and the triglycerides are one meeelion and some other number was one meeelion. Otherwise, alive, rounding up.
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
#heartDiseaseNumberOneKiller

One of the common statistical talking points that seemed to be agreed upon when I was a child was the cholesterol in animal products was leading to heart disease

@Grok do you agree that is still the common consensus?
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
NHS warning to key group to avoid popular cholesterol drug atorvastatin

https://www.europesays.com/uk/665195/

Atorvastatin is a commonly prescribed statin used to lower high cholesterol and prevent heart disease 12:23, 31 Dec…
NHS warning to key group to avoid popular cholesterol drug atorvastatin - United Kingdom
Atorvastatin is a commonly prescribed statin used to lower high cholesterol and prevent heart disease
www.europesays.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Still a little time left in 2025 for it to happen, he’s probably in Florida so there’s almost 10 more hours for the cholesterol to take hold
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Congress should have stopped multitudinous shameful things he’s done already. I fear they’ll never do their job, and that some nutjob will step in and 2nd amendment him. Which will make the most despicable president in American history into a “Martyred Hero”.

Please, cholesterol, finish him.
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Pray to the Cholesterol god because the GQP isn’t going to help.
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Right now I'm not taking any preventatives for my migraine since the Emgality failed. I only take a thyroid med, a cholesterol med, antidepressant, & vitamin D3 daily plus the sumatriptan & marijuana.
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
{taps Mic} "IS THIS THING ON????? ....HE DOESN'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU...He's a collection of Grievances wrapped in cholesterol, with a roadkill ferret stapled to his head and given a spray tan."
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
NHS warning to key group to avoid popular cholesterol drug atorvastatin

https://www.newsbeep.com/uk/345125/

Atorvastatin is a commonly prescribed statin used to lower high cholesterol and prevent heart disease 12:23, 31 Dec…
NHS warning to key group to avoid popular cholesterol drug atorvastatin - United Kingdom News Beep
Atorvastatin is a commonly prescribed statin used to lower high cholesterol and prevent heart disease
www.newsbeep.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
we've had periods where people were really about putting stuff in food that gives you heinous diarrhea so fat won't get absorbed by your body. my nervous system is fucked up because the cholesterol coating your nerves gets stripped for parts to keep you alive during malnutrition.
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Also free cholesterol screenings and you get your iron checked when you donate blood.
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
lol. I hope his blood pressure soared! come on cholesterol!
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My son had a great take on the upcoming 250th celebration:

We can make america great again by cholesterol doing its job on 7/4/2026
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I need to get my cholesterol down. I'm not on any medication for it but if I don't watch it I might have to. So I need to.
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
May all the cholesterol building in his fat ugly heart finally get the job done in 2026…
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
NHS warning to people on Atorvastatin anti-cholesterol medication

https://www.europesays.com/uk/665020/

There are some occasions the NHS says people should call 101 – and it also issued an alert…
NHS warning to people on Atorvastatin anti-cholesterol medication - United Kingdom
There are some occasions the NHS says people should call 101 - and it also issued an alert over a drinkStatin pills are taken by patients with high
www.europesays.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM