“We can give you a $5 credit.”
No.
“We can give you an $8 credit.”
I’d like a full refund.
“We can offer a $10 credit.”
30 minutes later…
“We can offer a $40 credit.”
Ugh.
“Sorry, you aren’t eligible for a refund because <insert BS here>.”
“Can I appeal?”
“No, it’s policy.”
“Can I talk to the person who made the policy?”
“What?”
Dead end. Accountability sink.
“We can give you a $5 credit.”
No.
“We can give you an $8 credit.”
I’d like a full refund.
“We can offer a $10 credit.”
30 minutes later…
“We can offer a $40 credit.”
Ugh.