Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Wore a Tori Amos shirt under my scrubs today so Tori is saying “hello, Mr zebra!” To the patients today.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wore a Tori Amos shirt under my scrubs today so Tori is saying “hello, Mr zebra!” To the patients today.
Treated myself to a set of these pens and I’m gonna be so mad if I love them cus I have no idea where to get them locally.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Treated myself to a set of these pens and I’m gonna be so mad if I love them cus I have no idea where to get them locally.
Okay I’m closer than ever to getting my crispy tofu recipe down.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay I’m closer than ever to getting my crispy tofu recipe down.
I’ve become my mother
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve become my mother
Gayness was accomplished
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Gayness was accomplished
This shit right here 🥹 god is good.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This shit right here 🥹 god is good.
Ready to be gay
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ready to be gay
Thinking about my merch concepts again
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about my merch concepts again
Why yes they ARE all in a row
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why yes they ARE all in a row
Got to make a lil flying monkey hat for a gogo boy 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Got to make a lil flying monkey hat for a gogo boy 🥰
Boxes and boxes and boxes and boxes
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Boxes and boxes and boxes and boxes
Rotating boxes while working check out at a different branch of our practice
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Rotating boxes while working check out at a different branch of our practice
He got two birthday cookies barked in to the void for a couple hours then passed out.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He got two birthday cookies barked in to the void for a couple hours then passed out.
It’s international stinky boy day AKA Koby’s 15th birthday. Everybody lick your paws for hours to celebrate!
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s international stinky boy day AKA Koby’s 15th birthday. Everybody lick your paws for hours to celebrate!
This took SO LONG to get here. Am I a Dallas stars fan cus their logo is a D and my name is Dee? No, I’m a Dallas stars fan because Tyler Seguin is hot.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This took SO LONG to get here. Am I a Dallas stars fan cus their logo is a D and my name is Dee? No, I’m a Dallas stars fan because Tyler Seguin is hot.
Leaving a trail of printer paper filled with random drawing exercises in my wake
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Leaving a trail of printer paper filled with random drawing exercises in my wake
Taping one of these to my forehead
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Taping one of these to my forehead
Yeah he’s cute but you can’t smell him.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah he’s cute but you can’t smell him.
Got my 3 gay drinks
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Got my 3 gay drinks
At the Kentucky book festival seeing a panel with the former and current poet laureates of Kentucky, Silas House and Kathleen Driskell
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At the Kentucky book festival seeing a panel with the former and current poet laureates of Kentucky, Silas House and Kathleen Driskell
Drag still life (those are sequin panties)
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Drag still life (those are sequin panties)
The face of someone who doesnt understand hard drive formatting and, at this point, is afraid to ask.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The face of someone who doesnt understand hard drive formatting and, at this point, is afraid to ask.