Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Brunch was good to me yesterday so today we go to Costco
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Brunch was good to me yesterday so today we go to Costco
We just don’t have Miss piggy as a talk show guest like we used to
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We just don’t have Miss piggy as a talk show guest like we used to
Breasting boobily
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Breasting boobily
Remember Mimi from the drew carey show? This is her now. Feel old yet?
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Remember Mimi from the drew carey show? This is her now. Feel old yet?
Trying to finalize costume and hair choices for our SOLD OUT Gaga vs Tswift brunch tomorrow. First time in drags since surgery, nothing better look baggy yet 😤
January 17, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Trying to finalize costume and hair choices for our SOLD OUT Gaga vs Tswift brunch tomorrow. First time in drags since surgery, nothing better look baggy yet 😤
If comparison is the thief of joy I’ve done a pretty piss poor job of securing my joy all these years.
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
If comparison is the thief of joy I’ve done a pretty piss poor job of securing my joy all these years.
Power went out at work mysteriously so of course everyone’s been super cool about it and giving clear instructions on how to handle it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Power went out at work mysteriously so of course everyone’s been super cool about it and giving clear instructions on how to handle it.
I find men who self identify as Himbos delightful. I approve of the Himbo Revolution. Don’t think, just flex for me, king.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I find men who self identify as Himbos delightful. I approve of the Himbo Revolution. Don’t think, just flex for me, king.
My mom followed me on insta and always watches my stories and our policy has always been “if you want access, you can’t be mad at what you see” so now I’m basically shitposting for my boomer mom.
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
My mom followed me on insta and always watches my stories and our policy has always been “if you want access, you can’t be mad at what you see” so now I’m basically shitposting for my boomer mom.
I was trying to get the crumbs out of my mouth expensive protein chip bag with some dignity but dropped a bit, audibly lamented “oh no…” opened my sweater to reveal SEVERAL chip crumbs, ate them, then looked up to realize a patient at another window had watched the entire process. Glamour.
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I was trying to get the crumbs out of my mouth expensive protein chip bag with some dignity but dropped a bit, audibly lamented “oh no…” opened my sweater to reveal SEVERAL chip crumbs, ate them, then looked up to realize a patient at another window had watched the entire process. Glamour.
For a very long time I have said my favorite Ursula Leguin book is The Left Hand of Darkness, but last year I finally read The Dispossessed and I can say, hands down, it was one of my favorite books I’ve ever read, and I’m starting it again.
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
For a very long time I have said my favorite Ursula Leguin book is The Left Hand of Darkness, but last year I finally read The Dispossessed and I can say, hands down, it was one of my favorite books I’ve ever read, and I’m starting it again.
This was one of those nights I remember feeling extremely gorgeous.
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This was one of those nights I remember feeling extremely gorgeous.
Mondays are so busy at the clinic and I feel like I go hours without a break so I like to take my AirPods with me to the bathroom so I at least can listen to something while I cry (I actually have yet to cry at this job)
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Mondays are so busy at the clinic and I feel like I go hours without a break so I like to take my AirPods with me to the bathroom so I at least can listen to something while I cry (I actually have yet to cry at this job)
I dug into our storage, ostensible to pull a costume or two for next weekend’s brunch, but ended up finding my kindle I’ve been looking for for the last year. Let’s hope it charges!
January 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I dug into our storage, ostensible to pull a costume or two for next weekend’s brunch, but ended up finding my kindle I’ve been looking for for the last year. Let’s hope it charges!
Realizing I might have gotten the fattie treatment with the inflatable mat they used to move me to the operating table before my surgery 😒
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Realizing I might have gotten the fattie treatment with the inflatable mat they used to move me to the operating table before my surgery 😒
Noah Wylie in the Pitt is possibly the hottest a ma can be
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Noah Wylie in the Pitt is possibly the hottest a ma can be
Officially 1 month post op, down over 30 lbs, off insulin and extremely sick of protein shakes.
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Officially 1 month post op, down over 30 lbs, off insulin and extremely sick of protein shakes.
My mom just followed me on instagram so that’s something I’ll be coming to terms with for a while
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
My mom just followed me on instagram so that’s something I’ll be coming to terms with for a while
As is typical for me, I’m researching methods for making something I want to make so I can become an expert and make up my own way to make it by combining the parts of all the tutorials I like in to what I think is the best and most efficient way to make it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
As is typical for me, I’m researching methods for making something I want to make so I can become an expert and make up my own way to make it by combining the parts of all the tutorials I like in to what I think is the best and most efficient way to make it.
The Fruma Sara sequence of fiddler on the roof used to terrify me as a child but now it’s my favorite part of the movie.
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The Fruma Sara sequence of fiddler on the roof used to terrify me as a child but now it’s my favorite part of the movie.
There’s a point at which I have no more left to give if you can’t respond to me. I will believe you if you’re going to seem disinterested.
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There’s a point at which I have no more left to give if you can’t respond to me. I will believe you if you’re going to seem disinterested.
I refuse to participate in validating my cannabis use as medicinal because, even if that’s part of it, I’m an adult and it’s my body and I can use what substances I want 😤
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I refuse to participate in validating my cannabis use as medicinal because, even if that’s part of it, I’m an adult and it’s my body and I can use what substances I want 😤
Why is it that every company I’ve worked for who uses an iPad for something has an unreachable it person who has signed in to THEIR iCloud account and then makes you constantly fight it wanting you to sign into their account again
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Why is it that every company I’ve worked for who uses an iPad for something has an unreachable it person who has signed in to THEIR iCloud account and then makes you constantly fight it wanting you to sign into their account again
I get so many compliments on my glasses but they’re almost five years old and I desperately need updated lenses so I always wanna be like don’t get used to them don’t fall in love with me
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I get so many compliments on my glasses but they’re almost five years old and I desperately need updated lenses so I always wanna be like don’t get used to them don’t fall in love with me
I love how sitting in the waiting room a particularly icky memory comes back to me in a rush and I’m like no go away I don’t want to talk about that today I had plaaaaaaans
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I love how sitting in the waiting room a particularly icky memory comes back to me in a rush and I’m like no go away I don’t want to talk about that today I had plaaaaaaans