Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Scrolling my phone in the middle of the night and getting way too excited about the new alternate uniform forever the Dallas stars. Finding only the gayest ways to be a hockey fan like it’s my job.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Scrolling my phone in the middle of the night and getting way too excited about the new alternate uniform forever the Dallas stars. Finding only the gayest ways to be a hockey fan like it’s my job.
Starting to talk to venues about a new show/party I want to throw. Wish me luck?
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Starting to talk to venues about a new show/party I want to throw. Wish me luck?
I have a Pinterest board of cunty and lush interiors that I always save thinking I’ll draw them but that hasn’t happened yet
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have a Pinterest board of cunty and lush interiors that I always save thinking I’ll draw them but that hasn’t happened yet
My grandpa was an artist/photographer/graphic designer and was a big influence on my creatively as a child and one of the final critiques he gave some of my art school work was that my perspective needed work so focusing on improving those skills finally feels good.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My grandpa was an artist/photographer/graphic designer and was a big influence on my creatively as a child and one of the final critiques he gave some of my art school work was that my perspective needed work so focusing on improving those skills finally feels good.
Dolly Parton is a tony away from an EGOT why are we not getting a Dolly Parton musical goddamnit
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Dolly Parton is a tony away from an EGOT why are we not getting a Dolly Parton musical goddamnit
Determined to draw for fun today
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Determined to draw for fun today
I was one of those kids who wouldn’t eat vegetables but now I eat them all the time cus it turns out my mom was just bad at preparing them 🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I was one of those kids who wouldn’t eat vegetables but now I eat them all the time cus it turns out my mom was just bad at preparing them 🤷♀️
Wore a Tori Amos shirt under my scrubs today so Tori is saying “hello, Mr zebra!” To the patients today.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wore a Tori Amos shirt under my scrubs today so Tori is saying “hello, Mr zebra!” To the patients today.
Wizard of oz gay > Wicked Gay
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wizard of oz gay > Wicked Gay
Treated myself to a set of these pens and I’m gonna be so mad if I love them cus I have no idea where to get them locally.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Treated myself to a set of these pens and I’m gonna be so mad if I love them cus I have no idea where to get them locally.
I’m constantly gagged that Nick Nelson’s dick brother is a character on AMC’s talamasca show
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m constantly gagged that Nick Nelson’s dick brother is a character on AMC’s talamasca show
I hate mystery type shows where people contaminate the fuck out of crime scenes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I hate mystery type shows where people contaminate the fuck out of crime scenes.
Okay I’m closer than ever to getting my crispy tofu recipe down.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay I’m closer than ever to getting my crispy tofu recipe down.
I’ve become my mother
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve become my mother
She nag’d on my champa until satya’d my sai baba 🥵
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
She nag’d on my champa until satya’d my sai baba 🥵
I worked for Trader Joe’s for around 3 years and I’m proud to say nobody ever thought I was flirting with them at the cash register because I was terrible at that part of the job.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I worked for Trader Joe’s for around 3 years and I’m proud to say nobody ever thought I was flirting with them at the cash register because I was terrible at that part of the job.
This shit right here 🥹 god is good.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This shit right here 🥹 god is good.
Ready to be gay
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ready to be gay
The only thing more impeccable than my gaydar is my ability to predict who someone will already know
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The only thing more impeccable than my gaydar is my ability to predict who someone will already know
The secret to success on this diet is having a couple of chips with lunch.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The secret to success on this diet is having a couple of chips with lunch.
Thinking about my merch concepts again
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about my merch concepts again
Random coworker got here before me and stole my chair because it’s more fat friendly but that’s why it’s my chair 😤
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Random coworker got here before me and stole my chair because it’s more fat friendly but that’s why it’s my chair 😤
“One of a kind costume” is a creative way to say “leotard made out of random scraps” and that’s what makes drag queens so special
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“One of a kind costume” is a creative way to say “leotard made out of random scraps” and that’s what makes drag queens so special