Mark Jacobs
@zoswizard.bsky.social
Son, Husband, Father, Grandfather, z/OS Systems Programmer. All around generally happy person.
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The TRUE Biopic.
Posted this pic earlier, the only way to watch this so-called "movie":
Posted this pic earlier, the only way to watch this so-called "movie":
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The TRUE Biopic.
Posted this pic earlier, the only way to watch this so-called "movie":
Posted this pic earlier, the only way to watch this so-called "movie":
The median immigrant is much less dangerous that the median person who supports Republican policies.
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The median immigrant is much less dangerous that the median person who supports Republican policies.
f the Gestapo boot fits you must convict.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
f the Gestapo boot fits you must convict.
May all people have a peaceful week in front of them, except for Donald Trump and everyone who's carrying out his fascist agenda. All those people should have a toothache in every tooth for the rest of their miserable lives.
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
May all people have a peaceful week in front of them, except for Donald Trump and everyone who's carrying out his fascist agenda. All those people should have a toothache in every tooth for the rest of their miserable lives.
Truth is what I say it is. If that doesn't scare you, nothing else will.
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Truth is what I say it is. If that doesn't scare you, nothing else will.
When DHS funding comes to a vote in the Senate this week, I foresee that every Republican Senator will vote for it. With G-d as my witness there had better be zero Democratic votes to fund murders.
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
When DHS funding comes to a vote in the Senate this week, I foresee that every Republican Senator will vote for it. With G-d as my witness there had better be zero Democratic votes to fund murders.
At least ICE isn't having people dig their own graves. Yet.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
At least ICE isn't having people dig their own graves. Yet.
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MAGAs are already defending ICE fascists by saying the man they killed today had a gun.
1. MN is an open carry state
2. The same MAGA bootlickers who claim we need unlimited guns to "prevent government tyranny" are the first ones to scream "OH MY GOD HE HAD A GUN" when tyrannical govt kills someone
1. MN is an open carry state
2. The same MAGA bootlickers who claim we need unlimited guns to "prevent government tyranny" are the first ones to scream "OH MY GOD HE HAD A GUN" when tyrannical govt kills someone
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
MAGAs are already defending ICE fascists by saying the man they killed today had a gun.
1. MN is an open carry state
2. The same MAGA bootlickers who claim we need unlimited guns to "prevent government tyranny" are the first ones to scream "OH MY GOD HE HAD A GUN" when tyrannical govt kills someone
1. MN is an open carry state
2. The same MAGA bootlickers who claim we need unlimited guns to "prevent government tyranny" are the first ones to scream "OH MY GOD HE HAD A GUN" when tyrannical govt kills someone
ICE has transmogrified from Trump's Sturmabteilung to his Schutzstaffel.
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ICE has transmogrified from Trump's Sturmabteilung to his Schutzstaffel.
We're this close to general orders to open fire on American citizens.
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
We're this close to general orders to open fire on American citizens.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Time for Aldo the Apache to make a return to take care of our festering Nazi problem.
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Time for Aldo the Apache to make a return to take care of our festering Nazi problem.
If ICE needs to destroy Minneapolis in order to save it, they're likely fully authorized to do so.
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If ICE needs to destroy Minneapolis in order to save it, they're likely fully authorized to do so.
The Government has a huge hissy fit when the term "ICE watch" is used.
Sturmabteilung watch works just as well.
Sturmabteilung watch works just as well.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The Government has a huge hissy fit when the term "ICE watch" is used.
Sturmabteilung watch works just as well.
Sturmabteilung watch works just as well.
I'm asking anyone who voted for this and hasn't asked themselves "What the fuck was I thinking?", "What the fuck are you thinking?"
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm asking anyone who voted for this and hasn't asked themselves "What the fuck was I thinking?", "What the fuck are you thinking?"
A nuclear bomb safe bunker didn't save the prophet and it won't save Trump either.
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
A nuclear bomb safe bunker didn't save the prophet and it won't save Trump either.
Discussing operating systems maintenance best practices as it relates to newly identified programming errors with my manager, after enjoining an adult beverage while watching the college football national championship game.
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Discussing operating systems maintenance best practices as it relates to newly identified programming errors with my manager, after enjoining an adult beverage while watching the college football national championship game.
If you're not fighting them you're helping them.
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If you're not fighting them you're helping them.
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When Trump dies he's going to spend eternity with his head buried in ice in the lowest level of hell, with his ass on fire for eternity.
If you ask me, that's too good for him.
If you ask me, that's too good for him.
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
When Trump dies he's going to spend eternity with his head buried in ice in the lowest level of hell, with his ass on fire for eternity.
If you ask me, that's too good for him.
If you ask me, that's too good for him.
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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Donald Trump to America's allies in Europe: Duck season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
Donald Trump to America's allies in Europe: Duck season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
Donald Trump to America's allies in Europe: Duck season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Donald Trump to America's allies in Europe: Duck season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
Donald Trump to America's allies in Europe: Duck season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
Donald Trump to America's allies in Europe: Duck season.
America's allies in Europe to Donald Trump: Rabbit season.
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Sadly another day of Tragic News: The world woke up this Sunday to news that Trump was still not dead. Many expressed their sorrow and grief at the news, but hoped for better news on Monday.
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Sadly another day of Tragic News: The world woke up this Sunday to news that Trump was still not dead. Many expressed their sorrow and grief at the news, but hoped for better news on Monday.