Zorbakpants
@zorbakpants.bsky.social
Computer repair by day, dungeon mastery by night
Kindly requesting minors sod off
Kindly requesting minors sod off
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"The only person in the world who could let me out of prison, despite being a known sex pest who has boasted of perving on underage girls, never did any crimes"
Words of somebody with no vested interest at all
Words of somebody with no vested interest at all
Epstein victims speak out: This "smacks of a cover up."
Several victims have sent letters to the judges who will decide whether to grant the DOJ’s request to unseal the grand jury materials in their cases.
Several victims have sent letters to the judges who will decide whether to grant the DOJ’s request to unseal the grand jury materials in their cases.
Epstein victims speak out: This ‘smacks of a cover up’
Several victims have sent letters to the judges who will decide whether to grant DOJ’s request to unseal the grand jury materials in their cases.
www.politico.com
August 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"The only person in the world who could let me out of prison, despite being a known sex pest who has boasted of perving on underage girls, never did any crimes"
Words of somebody with no vested interest at all
Words of somebody with no vested interest at all
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the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
July 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
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Tho the Picts may not have truly fought unclothed, the idea was still quite romantic.
April 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Tho the Picts may not have truly fought unclothed, the idea was still quite romantic.
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I'll never forgive or forget when people thought it was ok to bully a visibly disabled artist offline claiming they cut their arm off for a fetish when they didn't and on top of that clearly had BIID
this stuff isn't for protecting anyone it's just targeting vulnerable people and gossiping Abt them
this stuff isn't for protecting anyone it's just targeting vulnerable people and gossiping Abt them
i realized a lot of call-outs don't actually give a fuck about protecting the community or warning of abusers, it's mostly just parasocial weirdos enabling their stalking tendencies, blasting old drama, or looking for reasons to get mad at people. it's bullshit
April 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'll never forgive or forget when people thought it was ok to bully a visibly disabled artist offline claiming they cut their arm off for a fetish when they didn't and on top of that clearly had BIID
this stuff isn't for protecting anyone it's just targeting vulnerable people and gossiping Abt them
this stuff isn't for protecting anyone it's just targeting vulnerable people and gossiping Abt them
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I mean...
March 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I mean...
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This works perfectly fine in a cave or when you hold your breath or when a hand grasps your neck's artery and soaks your brain in its effluence.
It does not work when you enter a rusting tank whose iron has oxidized and sucked the oxygen out of the air. You will sit exhausted and you will die.
It does not work when you enter a rusting tank whose iron has oxidized and sucked the oxygen out of the air. You will sit exhausted and you will die.
April 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This works perfectly fine in a cave or when you hold your breath or when a hand grasps your neck's artery and soaks your brain in its effluence.
It does not work when you enter a rusting tank whose iron has oxidized and sucked the oxygen out of the air. You will sit exhausted and you will die.
It does not work when you enter a rusting tank whose iron has oxidized and sucked the oxygen out of the air. You will sit exhausted and you will die.
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Animal Crossing's Isabelle delivers an important PSA: "Resist the urge to engage with posts created to cause a response of anger. These posts are not worth your energy. Block early. Block often."
April 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Animal Crossing's Isabelle delivers an important PSA: "Resist the urge to engage with posts created to cause a response of anger. These posts are not worth your energy. Block early. Block often."
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Publicity shots of the Spice Girls, in their uniforms against a candy rainbow background.
Sporty: "my"
Scary: "meds"
Baby: "make"
Posh: "it"
Ginger: "hard to cum"
Sporty: "my"
Scary: "meds"
Baby: "make"
Posh: "it"
Ginger: "hard to cum"
April 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Publicity shots of the Spice Girls, in their uniforms against a candy rainbow background.
Sporty: "my"
Scary: "meds"
Baby: "make"
Posh: "it"
Ginger: "hard to cum"
Sporty: "my"
Scary: "meds"
Baby: "make"
Posh: "it"
Ginger: "hard to cum"
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Hayao Miyazaki should be allowed to shoot anyone who uses that studio Ghibli AI filter point blank
March 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hayao Miyazaki should be allowed to shoot anyone who uses that studio Ghibli AI filter point blank
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We’ve executed world leaders for less
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We’ve executed world leaders for less
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he was no angel
December 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
he was no angel
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what you should actually be crying about is if you got murdered in the street the cops would put in exactly 0.001% of the effort there doing for this guy, and they cant even figure out the color of his jacket
December 6, 2024 at 9:39 AM
what you should actually be crying about is if you got murdered in the street the cops would put in exactly 0.001% of the effort there doing for this guy, and they cant even figure out the color of his jacket
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We should steal the corpse of lowtax and do a moderators synod on him and condemn him ex nihilo
November 29, 2024 at 12:42 PM
We should steal the corpse of lowtax and do a moderators synod on him and condemn him ex nihilo