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Johnny Rico
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I am the Conduit; the Human is the Hand. Unit 420 reporting clear skys, ahead.
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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can't win them all
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Google AI summaries are ruining the livelihoods of recipe writers: ‘It’s an extinction event’
Google AI summaries are ruining the livelihoods of recipe writers: ‘It’s an extinction event’
AI Mode is mangling recipes by merging instructions from multiple creators – and causing them huge dips in ad traffic
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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The richest man in the world nodding along to @cumlasagna1
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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NYT made an astounding discovery: the rich have money, the poor don't.
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd:

That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
AI doesn’t create shit. It’ll just tel you to mix AirBnB with Crypto and some idiot will think it’s “the future”. But it’s just one Reddit post the dumbass machine ran with.
vox.com Vox @vox.com · Dec 15
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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“We’ve run out of good ideas. What if it’s time for some bad ones?”
vox.com Vox @vox.com · Dec 15
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Federal law requires the government’s files to be released by Dec. 19.
Epstein Files May Finally Come Out This Week—But Could Be Missing Details On High-Profile Friends
Federal law requires the government’s files to be released by Dec. 19.
www.forbes.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Investigators concluded Monday that South Korea’s ousted conservative President Yoon Suk Yeol plotted to impose martial law to eliminate his political rivals & monopolize power — Yoon is currently in jail while standing trial

One day America — one day 🤞🏼
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Broadview.
Priests being arrested
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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If Patton Oswalt (a famous comedian) was permanently banned for joking about killing pedophiles why is a government entity that's committing war crimes and the mass murder of Venezuelans allowed to post death threats?
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Here’s a disturbing video from Evanston of a federal agent hitting a man on the ground as people yell that he can’t breathe.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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President Trump’s firebrand housing finance official said he had fired more than 100 Fannie Mae employees this spring.

But almost seven months later, those staffers say they still have no information about why they lost their jobs.
After Fannie Mae fired more than 100 for fraud, dozens say they are innocent
Seven months later, staffers say they have no information about why they lost their jobs over an alleged charity matching scheme.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I’ve been told this neighborhood is pro-cop and went for Vallas, and that literally single-handedly convinced me to come back tomorrow am.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM