Bill's shoving a Yankee Candle down his pants so no one'll notice he shat himself. It's working about as well.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Bill's shoving a Yankee Candle down his pants so no one'll notice he shat himself. It's working about as well.
Hogwarts Legacy is free... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hogwarts Legacy is free... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
"Ready, babe?"
"Aww yeah, talk dirty to me."
*With an iPad playing Subway Surfers in front of their face* "AITA for not inviting my (34f) cousin to my (36f) wedding because she refuses to wear gladiator sandals?"
"Aww yeah, talk dirty to me."
*With an iPad playing Subway Surfers in front of their face* "AITA for not inviting my (34f) cousin to my (36f) wedding because she refuses to wear gladiator sandals?"
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Ready, babe?"
"Aww yeah, talk dirty to me."
*With an iPad playing Subway Surfers in front of their face* "AITA for not inviting my (34f) cousin to my (36f) wedding because she refuses to wear gladiator sandals?"
"Aww yeah, talk dirty to me."
*With an iPad playing Subway Surfers in front of their face* "AITA for not inviting my (34f) cousin to my (36f) wedding because she refuses to wear gladiator sandals?"
Weird age brackets aside, (I'm a millennial, but I'm gonna be 37 next month) it's kinda neat/odd that Boomers, Gen X, and Millennials specifically like brunettes, blondes, and red heads respectively.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Weird age brackets aside, (I'm a millennial, but I'm gonna be 37 next month) it's kinda neat/odd that Boomers, Gen X, and Millennials specifically like brunettes, blondes, and red heads respectively.
J.K. Rowling after snorting an 8-pack of Sharpies: "What if there were elves who were slaves, but they liked being slaves?"
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
J.K. Rowling after snorting an 8-pack of Sharpies: "What if there were elves who were slaves, but they liked being slaves?"
Oh yeah, they'll be REAL lethal.
Deaths linked to chatbots - Wikipedia
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December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh yeah, they'll be REAL lethal.
If I reskeet my own post, does that count as a buyback?
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If I reskeet my own post, does that count as a buyback?
*shows off one of the most embarrassingly sad things ever created*
"And you still think AI is a bubble?"
"And you still think AI is a bubble?"
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
*shows off one of the most embarrassingly sad things ever created*
"And you still think AI is a bubble?"
"And you still think AI is a bubble?"
"I know the right are ushering in a wave of fascism that's rotting the United States from the inside out, but the left can be very critical and annoying at times, so I don't want to choose one over the other."
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"I know the right are ushering in a wave of fascism that's rotting the United States from the inside out, but the left can be very critical and annoying at times, so I don't want to choose one over the other."
I used to feel weird for not being into sports. I don't feel that way anymore
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I used to feel weird for not being into sports. I don't feel that way anymore
It took 'em weeks because they made some prompts, got hours upon hours of useless slop, and had to slog through it all bit by bit until they had something that didn't look like the Uncanny Valley met the Mariana Trench. AI video production is just digital dumpster diving.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It took 'em weeks because they made some prompts, got hours upon hours of useless slop, and had to slog through it all bit by bit until they had something that didn't look like the Uncanny Valley met the Mariana Trench. AI video production is just digital dumpster diving.
Marduk - Fistfucking God's Planet (Kidz Bop version)
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Marduk - Fistfucking God's Planet (Kidz Bop version)
Telling the teachers who taught me to read to go fuck themselves.
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Telling the teachers who taught me to read to go fuck themselves.
A nine-year-old showing up to a home with a six pack of non-alcoholic Lemonade: "Are you there, Stacy? I'm here to play Nintendo."
Chris Hansen, emerging from the shadows: "What do you mean by 'play Nintendo'? Why don't we have a seat right here..."
Chris Hansen, emerging from the shadows: "What do you mean by 'play Nintendo'? Why don't we have a seat right here..."
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A nine-year-old showing up to a home with a six pack of non-alcoholic Lemonade: "Are you there, Stacy? I'm here to play Nintendo."
Chris Hansen, emerging from the shadows: "What do you mean by 'play Nintendo'? Why don't we have a seat right here..."
Chris Hansen, emerging from the shadows: "What do you mean by 'play Nintendo'? Why don't we have a seat right here..."
Sudeki isn't the worst thing I've ever played, but if I'd worked on it, I'd definitely keep it off my resume.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sudeki isn't the worst thing I've ever played, but if I'd worked on it, I'd definitely keep it off my resume.
Burger King CEO handing over a bejeweled gold crown: "To the true king of burgers, the rightful Burger King."
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Burger King CEO handing over a bejeweled gold crown: "To the true king of burgers, the rightful Burger King."
"Less Judgemental" or, in other words, "stop judging me for judging trans and homeless people."
We need a David who'll take down Goliath and the Democrats are trying to give us one who wants to have a nice lunch and a friendly chat with him.
We need a David who'll take down Goliath and the Democrats are trying to give us one who wants to have a nice lunch and a friendly chat with him.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
"Less Judgemental" or, in other words, "stop judging me for judging trans and homeless people."
We need a David who'll take down Goliath and the Democrats are trying to give us one who wants to have a nice lunch and a friendly chat with him.
We need a David who'll take down Goliath and the Democrats are trying to give us one who wants to have a nice lunch and a friendly chat with him.
>Create The Unknown
>Uses both a masculine and feminine voice simultaneously
>Both provided by Zoey Alexandria, an insanely talented voice feminization coach
>One year later...
>Add Springtrap from FNAF, a series created by Scott Cawthon, who donates to anti-trans politicians
Yeah, fuck DBD.
>Uses both a masculine and feminine voice simultaneously
>Both provided by Zoey Alexandria, an insanely talented voice feminization coach
>One year later...
>Add Springtrap from FNAF, a series created by Scott Cawthon, who donates to anti-trans politicians
Yeah, fuck DBD.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
>Create The Unknown
>Uses both a masculine and feminine voice simultaneously
>Both provided by Zoey Alexandria, an insanely talented voice feminization coach
>One year later...
>Add Springtrap from FNAF, a series created by Scott Cawthon, who donates to anti-trans politicians
Yeah, fuck DBD.
>Uses both a masculine and feminine voice simultaneously
>Both provided by Zoey Alexandria, an insanely talented voice feminization coach
>One year later...
>Add Springtrap from FNAF, a series created by Scott Cawthon, who donates to anti-trans politicians
Yeah, fuck DBD.
My dad once tried to get me to snort colloidal silver to help with my sinuses.
For those who don't know, that's a homeopathic remedy for [insert literally any health problem here] that has the fun side effect of turning your skin grey/blue. Alternative medicine, not even once.
For those who don't know, that's a homeopathic remedy for [insert literally any health problem here] that has the fun side effect of turning your skin grey/blue. Alternative medicine, not even once.
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My dad once tried to get me to snort colloidal silver to help with my sinuses.
For those who don't know, that's a homeopathic remedy for [insert literally any health problem here] that has the fun side effect of turning your skin grey/blue. Alternative medicine, not even once.
For those who don't know, that's a homeopathic remedy for [insert literally any health problem here] that has the fun side effect of turning your skin grey/blue. Alternative medicine, not even once.
I prefer Del Taco.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I prefer Del Taco.
Are you telling me the man who invented Angelfood McSpade is a bad person?
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Are you telling me the man who invented Angelfood McSpade is a bad person?
Adolf Hitler after being brought back to life: "Ve must eliminate ze... vhy is zere a little horse in a glass jar?"
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Adolf Hitler after being brought back to life: "Ve must eliminate ze... vhy is zere a little horse in a glass jar?"
Divorce judge: "In your statement, you said your spouse gave you, quote, 'a bunch of indentured performers, several milkmaids, gold rings, and enough birds to feed a small village,' over the course of 12 days. Now, at any point, did you think to ask him..."
Petitioner: "Day one. Day fucking one."
Petitioner: "Day one. Day fucking one."
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Divorce judge: "In your statement, you said your spouse gave you, quote, 'a bunch of indentured performers, several milkmaids, gold rings, and enough birds to feed a small village,' over the course of 12 days. Now, at any point, did you think to ask him..."
Petitioner: "Day one. Day fucking one."
Petitioner: "Day one. Day fucking one."
I addition to language, science, math, ...etc, I need every child in America to take a course called "Such n' Such Isn't Bad Just Because You Personally Don't Like it"
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I addition to language, science, math, ...etc, I need every child in America to take a course called "Such n' Such Isn't Bad Just Because You Personally Don't Like it"