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zold
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I do art and am funny haha hehe
Sometimes
You just get the urge to say peepee poopoo
May 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
it's a wonderful life you see folks
April 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Just saw my keyboard and went "oo 3 through 7, a straight!"
I think I'm playing balatro a little too much
April 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by zold
My bad.
January 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don't live in the us so perhaps I'm missing something
But what exactly is the point in saying I told you so? I mean yes, I think it's helpful to call out that these were Trump's ideas from the beginning but being aggressive and antagonistic to the voters does...what exactly?
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯
January 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sometimes you think "oh yea the laptops at full charge, it'll last like 4 hours at least"
And you learn that you're wrong
January 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Empty aa metro
January 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
January 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ever sit down on a 2 wheeler and realise one of the mirrors is pointed directly on your crotch?
December 30, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I can't believe that between Luigi Mangione and Diddy, they're
1 sharing the same prison
2 have lawyers who are married to each other
and
3 only one of them's gonna get away with it(diddy, diddy's the one that's gonna get away with it I think)

fun fact Sam Bankman Fried is also in the same prison
December 24, 2024 at 11:16 AM
sometimes I wonder how AI hands looked so off in the beginning, like what kind of images were they usin for that?

I think I found one
December 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
is..is it really the person not the clothes? I didn't realise prison uniforms looked so good damn
December 20, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

that's the sound of me buzzing
hoho
haha
December 19, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Ayo new karate kid just dropped?
and it looks not bad????? no cigi spotted I mean it looks like a good old fashioned martial arts movie?????? AYO????
(trailer btw: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPzO... )
KARATE KID: LEGENDS - Official Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 AM
not to disrespect the name of the lord.....however; the hell is that random ass blue line doing????
December 18, 2024 at 5:19 AM
my jovial doodads will absolutely do your dad
December 17, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Sometimes you're standing on the bus, listening to music and driving on (arguably) the roads in hell
And you hop to the best and for a whole 5 seconds you feel like it's worth it
December 15, 2024 at 12:12 PM
this is a call to all new jersians
please attach a couple of fairy lights to a frisbee and throw it into the distance tonight, it willlll be funny, trust. ☝️🤓

extra points for throwing it over state lines 💫
December 15, 2024 at 8:37 AM
jesus I read the words "invented a" in my head and like fucking clockwork my brain heard the unnecessary inventions guy talking
"I invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise"
I'm cooked omfg
invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports
December 15, 2024 at 8:26 AM
that single backpacker that's always like
"HAAAH HOOH SIGHHH HAAAH"
is my frend
December 13, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Interviewing people is so awkward man how do people do this stuff for a living
December 13, 2024 at 8:22 AM
sometimes I feel like we really are just living in a cartoon world LMAO
December 11, 2024 at 5:31 AM
you ever go finishing, throw the rod out and just sit there...in silence....waiting....contemplating life and it's various vicissitudes....just thinking...maybe, just maybe; there is no inherent meaning, maybe it's just about cherishing the time you hav-
OO NIBBLE, QUICK, AAAAA
December 9, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Hey if you ever want to experience hell on earth
Try drawing on an iPad in a car driving on Bangalore roads

Money back guarantee if you don't wanna kys in 5 minutes
December 7, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I wanna imagine some old guy, just got divorced, needed a cheer me up and posted this on his profile.

5 years later and all mutuals still think he's married
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 AM