✨️Princess Aunt✨️
@zoiid.bsky.social
Avid TrashTV watcher + terrible re-capper/shit-talker. Cannabis Industry Alumni, turned hydroponic farm trainer. Actual real life Auntie.
She/Her/We
She/Her/We
Scammer from Washington State calls me offering to cut my cellphone bill in half cause I've been with my provider so long, nah, nah, nah.
So I play into it and tell him my monthly bill is 775.69$ for 5 lines.
He says I can get that down to 450$ for you ma'am!
So I play into it and tell him my monthly bill is 775.69$ for 5 lines.
He says I can get that down to 450$ for you ma'am!
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Scammer from Washington State calls me offering to cut my cellphone bill in half cause I've been with my provider so long, nah, nah, nah.
So I play into it and tell him my monthly bill is 775.69$ for 5 lines.
He says I can get that down to 450$ for you ma'am!
So I play into it and tell him my monthly bill is 775.69$ for 5 lines.
He says I can get that down to 450$ for you ma'am!
For whatever reason...I'm finding it real hard to sprout lettuce seeds. Y'know, the thing that has paid my bills the last 5yrs...what the actual fuck. lmfao
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
For whatever reason...I'm finding it real hard to sprout lettuce seeds. Y'know, the thing that has paid my bills the last 5yrs...what the actual fuck. lmfao
Not to sound depressed or something, birthday is coming up and I do not have any inkling for what my cake should be...is there a meme or something witty about 35? 🤡🤣 LMK.
Maybe I'll just get a box of mixed treats this year...hmm...
Maybe I'll just get a box of mixed treats this year...hmm...
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not to sound depressed or something, birthday is coming up and I do not have any inkling for what my cake should be...is there a meme or something witty about 35? 🤡🤣 LMK.
Maybe I'll just get a box of mixed treats this year...hmm...
Maybe I'll just get a box of mixed treats this year...hmm...
I stumbledupon some random girl doing a candy haul video in TT.
The video qas like 6min long, she didn't actually bring the candy out until minute 3.
So I left a timestamp warning "candy comes out at 3min mark."
The video qas like 6min long, she didn't actually bring the candy out until minute 3.
So I left a timestamp warning "candy comes out at 3min mark."
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I stumbledupon some random girl doing a candy haul video in TT.
The video qas like 6min long, she didn't actually bring the candy out until minute 3.
So I left a timestamp warning "candy comes out at 3min mark."
The video qas like 6min long, she didn't actually bring the candy out until minute 3.
So I left a timestamp warning "candy comes out at 3min mark."
We have this somewhat important vote today on Rez...I truly cannot decide which way I want to vote, I'm standing on the fence, seeing both sides perfectly...should I let Tarot decide? lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
We have this somewhat important vote today on Rez...I truly cannot decide which way I want to vote, I'm standing on the fence, seeing both sides perfectly...should I let Tarot decide? lol
Why are toasters so expensive and ugly now. lmfao
Our toaster died, and I've been searching online for a new one and they're all 75+$ WITH A TOUCH SCREEN AND UNPLEASING TO THE EYE.
Our toaster died, and I've been searching online for a new one and they're all 75+$ WITH A TOUCH SCREEN AND UNPLEASING TO THE EYE.
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Why are toasters so expensive and ugly now. lmfao
Our toaster died, and I've been searching online for a new one and they're all 75+$ WITH A TOUCH SCREEN AND UNPLEASING TO THE EYE.
Our toaster died, and I've been searching online for a new one and they're all 75+$ WITH A TOUCH SCREEN AND UNPLEASING TO THE EYE.
"Sorry our kids are someone else, I swear they're doing well."
Or what ever he's saying in the song. LOL
Or what ever he's saying in the song. LOL
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 AM
"Sorry our kids are someone else, I swear they're doing well."
Or what ever he's saying in the song. LOL
Or what ever he's saying in the song. LOL
The office is so cold today.
Got me just focusing on surviving.
Got me just focusing on surviving.
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The office is so cold today.
Got me just focusing on surviving.
Got me just focusing on surviving.
People truly piss me...TF AWF.
OH KY GAWWWWWWWD.
I wish I could do voice notes on this bitch because I would much like to crash out in person to the void and not have to thumb it out and reread it for clarity, punctuation, WHATEVER.
I JUST WANNA SPIT POISON LIKE A RAPTOR GAWH.
OH KY GAWWWWWWWD.
I wish I could do voice notes on this bitch because I would much like to crash out in person to the void and not have to thumb it out and reread it for clarity, punctuation, WHATEVER.
I JUST WANNA SPIT POISON LIKE A RAPTOR GAWH.
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
People truly piss me...TF AWF.
OH KY GAWWWWWWWD.
I wish I could do voice notes on this bitch because I would much like to crash out in person to the void and not have to thumb it out and reread it for clarity, punctuation, WHATEVER.
I JUST WANNA SPIT POISON LIKE A RAPTOR GAWH.
OH KY GAWWWWWWWD.
I wish I could do voice notes on this bitch because I would much like to crash out in person to the void and not have to thumb it out and reread it for clarity, punctuation, WHATEVER.
I JUST WANNA SPIT POISON LIKE A RAPTOR GAWH.
I DON'T HAVE THIS.
I HAVE THAT!
[Hey...we're talking about the same thing, chill.]
I HAVE THAT!
[Hey...we're talking about the same thing, chill.]
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I DON'T HAVE THIS.
I HAVE THAT!
[Hey...we're talking about the same thing, chill.]
I HAVE THAT!
[Hey...we're talking about the same thing, chill.]
Yall...Uncle bought me a new bath robe...BUT IT STILL HAS THE SECURITY TAG ON IT!!! AND NOW WE CANNOT FIND THE RECEIPT!!!
How do I remove it myself? Or could I take it back to the original store without the receipt and without thieving side eyes? lol
What is easier. LOL
How do I remove it myself? Or could I take it back to the original store without the receipt and without thieving side eyes? lol
What is easier. LOL
January 28, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Yall...Uncle bought me a new bath robe...BUT IT STILL HAS THE SECURITY TAG ON IT!!! AND NOW WE CANNOT FIND THE RECEIPT!!!
How do I remove it myself? Or could I take it back to the original store without the receipt and without thieving side eyes? lol
What is easier. LOL
How do I remove it myself? Or could I take it back to the original store without the receipt and without thieving side eyes? lol
What is easier. LOL
We're still doing more Dragon Ball [threat]
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 PM
We're still doing more Dragon Ball [threat]
My strangely ass cousin who shouldn't have kids, is having his 1st later in the year.
Anyway he's giving advice I think might be used against him later.
"Did you know you can go to the DMV and get your BDs license suspended for no child support payments? Now you do, do w/it what you want."
🤡🤣
Anyway he's giving advice I think might be used against him later.
"Did you know you can go to the DMV and get your BDs license suspended for no child support payments? Now you do, do w/it what you want."
🤡🤣
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 AM
My strangely ass cousin who shouldn't have kids, is having his 1st later in the year.
Anyway he's giving advice I think might be used against him later.
"Did you know you can go to the DMV and get your BDs license suspended for no child support payments? Now you do, do w/it what you want."
🤡🤣
Anyway he's giving advice I think might be used against him later.
"Did you know you can go to the DMV and get your BDs license suspended for no child support payments? Now you do, do w/it what you want."
🤡🤣
I read 2 books this month...and by that I mean listened to during work hours.
The 1st one was a smut book from TikTok.
The second one was a native author book.
I would only recommend the latter. 🤷🏾♀️💃🏾
The 1st one was a smut book from TikTok.
The second one was a native author book.
I would only recommend the latter. 🤷🏾♀️💃🏾
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I read 2 books this month...and by that I mean listened to during work hours.
The 1st one was a smut book from TikTok.
The second one was a native author book.
I would only recommend the latter. 🤷🏾♀️💃🏾
The 1st one was a smut book from TikTok.
The second one was a native author book.
I would only recommend the latter. 🤷🏾♀️💃🏾
If you're around me long enough,
I will be forcing a bit on you, sadly.
I just know Uncle is worn down by them. lmfao
I will be forcing a bit on you, sadly.
I just know Uncle is worn down by them. lmfao
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
If you're around me long enough,
I will be forcing a bit on you, sadly.
I just know Uncle is worn down by them. lmfao
I will be forcing a bit on you, sadly.
I just know Uncle is worn down by them. lmfao
My boss: alright, is anyone calls or comes looking for me, I'll be down at the warehouse.
Me [not even looking in his direction]: right, right, right...he jumped off the bridge. I'll tell anyone who will listen.
My boss: 👁👄👁 right... [weak chuckle with a head shake]
Me [not even looking in his direction]: right, right, right...he jumped off the bridge. I'll tell anyone who will listen.
My boss: 👁👄👁 right... [weak chuckle with a head shake]
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My boss: alright, is anyone calls or comes looking for me, I'll be down at the warehouse.
Me [not even looking in his direction]: right, right, right...he jumped off the bridge. I'll tell anyone who will listen.
My boss: 👁👄👁 right... [weak chuckle with a head shake]
Me [not even looking in his direction]: right, right, right...he jumped off the bridge. I'll tell anyone who will listen.
My boss: 👁👄👁 right... [weak chuckle with a head shake]
We have an everyone computer at work that we use for various office shit.
We have a new junior accountant in the office and she uses the everyone computer and desk as her homebase.
So now I got a bunch of little shit to do, but can't.
We have a new junior accountant in the office and she uses the everyone computer and desk as her homebase.
So now I got a bunch of little shit to do, but can't.
January 27, 2026 at 3:25 PM
We have an everyone computer at work that we use for various office shit.
We have a new junior accountant in the office and she uses the everyone computer and desk as her homebase.
So now I got a bunch of little shit to do, but can't.
We have a new junior accountant in the office and she uses the everyone computer and desk as her homebase.
So now I got a bunch of little shit to do, but can't.
Its a snow storm...everything else is either closed or on a major delay opening...but here I am at the office for 8am. lmfao
Also I've got the worst fucking cramps I've had in a while.
I hate it here.
None of the execs are in.
Will they be?
Place your bets below.
Also I've got the worst fucking cramps I've had in a while.
I hate it here.
None of the execs are in.
Will they be?
Place your bets below.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Its a snow storm...everything else is either closed or on a major delay opening...but here I am at the office for 8am. lmfao
Also I've got the worst fucking cramps I've had in a while.
I hate it here.
None of the execs are in.
Will they be?
Place your bets below.
Also I've got the worst fucking cramps I've had in a while.
I hate it here.
None of the execs are in.
Will they be?
Place your bets below.
I gotta go out and grab a couple things for Uncle...but also trying to scheme up a way to get a chicken club somewhere along the way...🤔🤭
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I gotta go out and grab a couple things for Uncle...but also trying to scheme up a way to get a chicken club somewhere along the way...🤔🤭
I just low-key always want a Turkey or Chicken Club Sammich.
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I just low-key always want a Turkey or Chicken Club Sammich.
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The Horticulture program I took but never graduated from is getting canceled from the college.
How and when do I start scamming about it though? 🤡💀🤣
Is this like...when a big corporation goes under? Like is this: I was Assistant to the Regional Manager at Circut City type shit?
How and when do I start scamming about it though? 🤡💀🤣
Is this like...when a big corporation goes under? Like is this: I was Assistant to the Regional Manager at Circut City type shit?
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The Horticulture program I took but never graduated from is getting canceled from the college.
How and when do I start scamming about it though? 🤡💀🤣
Is this like...when a big corporation goes under? Like is this: I was Assistant to the Regional Manager at Circut City type shit?
How and when do I start scamming about it though? 🤡💀🤣
Is this like...when a big corporation goes under? Like is this: I was Assistant to the Regional Manager at Circut City type shit?
Just high enough at work that my customer service personality has unlocked itself and I am creeping ev-er-y-ONE out with it. lmfao
And regular Auntie is gonna clock back in next week and hate life more.
And regular Auntie is gonna clock back in next week and hate life more.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Just high enough at work that my customer service personality has unlocked itself and I am creeping ev-er-y-ONE out with it. lmfao
And regular Auntie is gonna clock back in next week and hate life more.
And regular Auntie is gonna clock back in next week and hate life more.
...I had the privilege of explaining water displacement to a science teacher today.
Them kids might not be alright after all...yknow?
Them kids might not be alright after all...yknow?
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
...I had the privilege of explaining water displacement to a science teacher today.
Them kids might not be alright after all...yknow?
Them kids might not be alright after all...yknow?
But also in the other hand...if yall really want me out here talking to the public doing Dragons Den for anyone over the phone...give me a fucking script to go off of.
I don't have the skill set to just sell us like that.
It makes me feel like a gross liar.
I don't have the skill set to just sell us like that.
It makes me feel like a gross liar.
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
But also in the other hand...if yall really want me out here talking to the public doing Dragons Den for anyone over the phone...give me a fucking script to go off of.
I don't have the skill set to just sell us like that.
It makes me feel like a gross liar.
I don't have the skill set to just sell us like that.
It makes me feel like a gross liar.