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good morning Uma !!!!!
Uma is a small cat on a counter with a fluffy toy
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I hate leaving them even for just a day ! They're so wonderful !
Three cats arranged around me on the bed - flint, pop pop, Talia
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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he finally calmed down
Flint is an orange and white cat curled up asleep. He is wearing a teal tshirt
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Being looked at
Flint is an orange and white cat visible atop a tall cabinet. You can only see his curious expression
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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is pustulio conscious? many users feel they're talking to a real person. scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
pustulio from invader ZIM
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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when the deposition is going well
l. So you see the -- in Exhibit 22, you see in front of you, the people amongst whom your munition can be expected to land, given the direction in which you have deployed it, correct? MR. KHOJASTEH: Object to form. Foundation. THE WITNESS: I don't know what's happening with the munition, whether it's static, moving. I -- I can't tell from the picture. BY MR. BOWMAN: l. You can't tell. Do you see anyone in this photograph who is more representative of the violent mob that you have testified about than the group of individuals depicted in Exhibit 23 that we were talking about a minute ago? MR. KHOJASTEH: Same objection. Lacks foundation. Mischaracterizes the testimony regarding Exhibit THE WITNESS: There are individuals that I would characterize as assaultive or a violent mob in this photo. BY MR. BOWMAN: l. Okay. Where are they? A. I don't know which individuals they are because I can't tell from the photo. But this -- this smoke here was the first canister that I deployed. I deployed it over here and several -- or it looked to me like one, two, or possibly three people had kicked that canister back at Border -- back at Border Patrol agents, which is why the smoke is right here. And one of the reasons why I deployed the second canister is because there was active assaults on federal officers with this canister, in which we did make an arrest l. But I -- I think you said yesterday it seems to depict you deploying the canister? A. A canister. l. A canister. Yes, you agree? MR. KHOJASTEH: I think he agreed with your representation yesterday, Mr. Bowman. MR. BOWMAN: I am so interested in the witness' testimony, not yours. MR. KHOJASTEH: I'm interested in you not mischaracterizing the testimony and trying to trick someone, but go for it. MR. BOWMAN: I really would appreciate it if you'd stop it. It's just beyond unacceptable. MR. KHOJASTEH: So was yelling at someone, putting your hand up like a 5-year-old, and saying stop repeatedly and interrupting me all day, which everyone in the room, including the record, reflects. You ask any - take a poll in this MR. KHOJASTEH: So was yelling at someone, putting your hand up like a 5-year-old, and saying stop repeatedly and interrupting me all day, which everyone in the room, including the record, reflects. You ask any -- take a poll in this room of who's - who's acted professionally during the course of this deposition, it'll be a -- MR. BOWMAN: Can you stop yourself? MR. KHOJASTEH: -- landslide. MR. BOWMAN: Can you stop yourself? Please.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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just pages and pages of stuff like this
I. Were you telling us the truth? That's the question. A. There -- l. Can you answer that yes or no? MR. KHOJASTEH: Mr. Bowman -- THE WITNESS: Not in yes or no, I can't. BY MR. BOWMAN: 2. Okay. So we'll skip that question.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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my daughter the cornbread
Golden corn bread in a round cast iron pan
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Can't move would be illegal
Pop pop is a brown tabby cat curled up on me, he's basically on my shoulder/chest/face while I am sitting on the couch. You can only see part of my face including my glasses but not my mouth
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from (not entirely, but partially filmed including Buffalo Bill's house in the town where my mom lives)
Jodie foster as Clarice at Bill's door in Silence of the Lambs
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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had one of my photos printed and framed it and hung it up and I will definitely be continuing to do this
A framed photo of a weird ethereal small sculpture of tiny people riding giraffes through trees
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I really don't believe I meaningfully share values with these people and it's very depressing
Elissa Slotkin responds to President Trump's death threats = Inbox Team Elissa Slotkin To You 11:03 AM CORY BOOKER Zoe, We're writing to share a short clip from Elissa Slotkin on Chris Hayes' show Thursday night, discussing President Trump's threats to arrest, prosecute, and hang her. But before we do, we're asking all supporters if they are able to make a small but meaningful donation to stand with Elissa and Cory Booker today. President Trump's threats have real world
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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no thank you, what
notification on my iPhone The Family Plan 2 Is Here 6m ago Mark Wahlberg's past as an assassin creeps up again, this time in Europe.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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kind of quaint really that msft wants me to believe a human reviewed this threat submission
screenshot of text Result Unknown - We checked but can't make a decision right now. We were unable to come to a decision regarding the item. This can occur for a variety of reasons, such as different interpretations by different analysts or the item being inaccessible. Please resubmit the item for analysis.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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giving myself anxiety thinking about how this is basically on par with a first draft in an undergrad personal essay class at emerson. people would have done dramatic readings of this at house parties. people would piss themselves laughing and have to be carried out
I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain. editor's note: the sentences "He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”" are highlighted by me
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Elizabeth Holmes kneeling in a grassy field near a home, looking off into the distance with the most inexplicable expression any person has ever made - a small baby is a few feet behind her looking in the completely opposite direction, totally separate from her in any meaningful physical way. I have labeled Holmes as "me" and the baby as "normal sleep that doesn't suck"
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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hey aaron there are actually credible death threats on your app from people who are actually, verifiably murdering people
The United States government "dept of war" posting about how they will kill you if they designate you a terrorist Department of War @deptofwar.bsk... • 9d To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs-we will kill you.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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my son missed me while I was at work today and won't stop snuggling me
Selfie of me with pop pop perched on my chest, shoulder, eyes closed in bliss. Pop pop is a large brown tabby cat with a white smudge on his face and a tipped ear
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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they literally reference lana del rey and then they are just like "yeah i guess she's in a lana del rey song, right"

i think the "style" section is simply an editorial location to put content that is intentionally ignorant of anything beyond pure aesthetic - which is not, actually, "style"!
extremely moody b&w photo of olivia nuzzi in the rearview mirror of a car with a cross hanging from the mirror as well. you can see that she is wearing sunglasses and is looking pensively at the road. caption: Nuzzi says the decision to write “American Canto” was about wanting to “complete a thought” and felt a book would be the right place to do it. “I had a healthy appreciation for the fact that what had happened was not purely a tragedy.”Credit...Devin Oktar Yalkin for The New York Times
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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there's absolutely nothing in the writing/telling of this that makes me interested in these people, except the garish quality of RFK Jr that looms over everything. she "destroyed her life"? she's the fucking west coast editor of vanity fair and probably will always have a job. be serious
Sitting behind the wheel, shortly after Nancy Sinatra’s version of “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” played on her Spotify, she said the two are no longer in touch. “I haven’t spoken to him in a year,” she said. The Wildfire How her relationship to Kennedy became public is not entirely clear, though looking back it seems inevitable, given the worlds they inhabit. Nuzzi blames Lizza, whom she had told while they were still living together.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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i don't often get occasion to look at myself but here's me making some normal faces today
me standing under a bright light in front of a stage, holding a mic, looking like i'm really explaining something to you i guess. im a white person with glasses and long brown hair which is in a ponytail. im wearing a striped jumpsuit and a long cardigan me standing under a bright light in front of a stage, holding a mic, looking like i'm really explaining something to you i guess. im a white person with glasses and long brown hair which is in a ponytail. im wearing a striped jumpsuit and a long cardigan. in this one i am gesticulating with my hand and squinting
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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someone just informed me about this post and god this discourse is like a tasting menu of delicious online insanity
Screenshot of a tweet by Richard Siken Richard Siken @richardsiken X.com Buddie is the least Richard Siken thing I have ever heard of. They would never rob a liquor store or swallow pills. Also they're men, not boys. It's great when cool things overlap. Buddie and Siken don't. 9:10 AM • 11/11/25 • 21K Views
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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can anyone explain this to me. This looks like something I would hallucinate or come up with in a dream and mistake it for a real memory
Roku ad for "the lost bus" starring Matthew mcconaughey and America Ferrera on Apple TV plus
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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describe your cat's personality in one photo
Pop pop viewed from below as he looms over the bed, chaos in his little eyes. He is a terror, the constable of the household
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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post you from a different era--

isabella tipple, 2009?
picture of me, probably 18 years old, standing in front of a falling apart coal tipple which is over railroad tracks and with a hanging portion extending out to the youghiogheny river - i am brushing the hair out of my face and standing in a grassy clearing where there's a broken down cardboard case of bud light (unrelated), wearing purple cotton mary janes, jean shorts, and a tight yellow tshirt
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM