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#Gophers hoops writer @TheDailyGopher | Ph.D. in college nicknames

"It starts as ironic detachment but then it's 10 years later and you're miserable watching your own team and you can never get excited for anything anymore."
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I sincerely apologize for this take. They make you want to gouge your eyes out.
This team is 5000% more fun to watch than the Johnson teams. Once they are on real TV you guys will floored with what you see.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#Gophers down by 8 and 15-31 from the FT line. A take as old as time.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Whatever, man. See you at the Detroit Bowl.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Denaburg is never making a 48-yarder outside in November. Why is this even in the consideration set.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
LET'S GO
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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LET DRAKE COOK #SkiUMah
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Did Greg realize his job was on the line?
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A three-and-out for the defense?!
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tempo has worked all season so maybe keep doing that sometimes?
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Just. Run. Tempo.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hahaha they are actually winning this game
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wow a real life drive!
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh my god the defense is so bad.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Let's try it again guys. Drake and DT hold the ball together in the backfield until the line breaks and the defense tackles them in the backfield."
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
JUST HAND THE FUCKING BALL OFF NORMALLY
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That's a very timely return!
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Need new coordinators on both sides of the ball next season. Literally having no one would be better. Let the players coach themselves.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's legitimately incredible this team has won a game this year, let alone 6 separate times.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Boy, this one was almost really bad.
Gophers escape disaster, slip by Chicago State 66-54
The Gophers avoided disaster.
www.thedailygopher.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Well they are going to survive. Stretch goal this season remains to not be the worst team in the Big Ten and that is going to take some EFFORT.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#Gophers have switched to a zone and thrown Chicago State off their game. They are back up 53-47 with 4 minutes left.
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
6:26 field goal drought and counting. Glad to see that the shooting woes are institutional and not simply coach-specific.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
#Gophers now trailing with 8 minutes left. This would be by far the worst loss in program history and it's not close.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#Gophers up one against Chicago State. 11:25 left in the game.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Four-point game against the 361st-ranked team with 13-minutes left is normal for a rebuilding program right?
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM