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#Gophers hoops writer @TheDailyGopher | Ph.D. in college nicknames

"It starts as ironic detachment but then it's 10 years later and you're miserable watching your own team and you can never get excited for anything anymore."
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I created a Starter Pack with #Gophers fans that I know of. Let me know if someone should be added!
I sincerely apologize for this take. They make you want to gouge your eyes out.
This team is 5000% more fun to watch than the Johnson teams. Once they are on real TV you guys will floored with what you see.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They lied to all of us
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
#Gophers down by 8 and 15-31 from the FT line. A take as old as time.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Whatever, man. See you at the Detroit Bowl.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Denaburg is never making a 48-yarder outside in November. Why is this even in the consideration set.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There is literally no reason to ever do it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
LET'S GO
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Up 8 in the third quarter, time to run out the clock.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It appears once in a while like a rare bird.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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LET DRAKE COOK #SkiUMah
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Did Greg realize his job was on the line?
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A three-and-out for the defense?!
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tempo has worked all season so maybe keep doing that sometimes?
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Just. Run. Tempo.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hahaha they are actually winning this game
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wow a real life drive!
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh my god the defense is so bad.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
God dammit. You have one of the top RBs in the conference. It's okay to run a play for him directly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Let's try it again guys. Drake and DT hold the ball together in the backfield until the line breaks and the defense tackles them in the backfield."
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
JUST HAND THE FUCKING BALL OFF NORMALLY
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That's a very timely return!
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Need new coordinators on both sides of the ball next season. Literally having no one would be better. Let the players coach themselves.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
21-0 at half and a 35-7 final score with nothing to cheer for.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's legitimately incredible this team has won a game this year, let alone 6 separate times.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Where did you even get that info? I can't find any reference to the campus site games other than your blog post.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM