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Zintlion
@zintlion.bsky.social
Oh hey look, new void to yell into!

Late 30's
None gender, left queer
My partner's dad regularly tells a story about managing to impress/seduce women by making mayo from scratch, so this definitely counts as hot shit to know
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🤞🤞🤞
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They do have a pretty tiny engine so you'll need to be a little concerned about weight though. You'll definitely notice it on hills if you're hauling a lot of dense material
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If it's one of the very recent ones (I suspect not if you're getting a super deal on it!) they aren't quite as Swiss army knife of cars, but that's awesome! I love the hell out of mine, it's such a good little car. I've seen friends put whole ass wooden pallets in the back of theirs
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I feel like you might appreciate Horse Soup and its eventual outcomes
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November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Zintlion
An ogre knocked - carefully - on the witch's door.

She looked up at the hulking figure. "Can I help you?"

"Do you know where giants live?"

"Haven't been any here for centuries. Why?"

The ogre blushed. "I... It's stupid, but... I want to be the small spoon."

"Hm. I have a shrinking potion."
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My job has a bunch of initiatives to increase it use by employees, and I'm looking forward to the next few months involving increasingly entertaining hijinks on how to comply as little as possible
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I mean, part of it is that many interesting accessible cultural identities in the US are completely disregarded (because they're "low class") or forcibly replaced by consumerism instead. We nuked our actual past, changed it to mythology, and now people reach out for ANYTHING else to feel genuine
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ah well. Enjoying the first episode so far though!
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Is the intro music being fucked up a YouTube thing?
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pie surgery
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I recently have been playing a shit ton of a tower defense game and now I'm analyzing the fuck out of better "leading moves" and strategies for this since the bulk of them are coming from the front, help😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This one's pretty niche and specific to trios but: when there are fewer corporeal/distinct bodies than there are people involved. Think the sex scene in Bladerunner 2049 with the SWer and AI projection "working together" to fuck, or a lot of fic involving the Venom symbiont or possession
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM