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Manic Pixie Dream Goblin
@zincsaucier1.bsky.social
I'm Tess, just a messy lil queer polyam transexual goblin (she/they) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳‍🌈

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minors dni 🚫, anti-capitalist, BLM, sex work is work, liberals get lost, punching Nazis is good actually.

Historically close friend to @juliaridesbikes.bsky.social
just being as real in death as he was in life 🫡
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
you don't have to live in a capitalist society controlled by oligarchs Cathy, but the way to change that isn't through voting. you might need to look to the past to learn how best to deal with billionaires
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I don't see why not?
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
the best part is that it's mostly elbow action! 😅
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the only "champagne opener took thingy" that I'm familiar with is a sabre

that's badass

husband or not, you deserve to have a champagne sabre

for accessibility reasons
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🤮

oh I'm sorry, but I don't believe you know what it is to be a Dom...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
why would I do makeup for people who only care how young it makes me look? no one appreciates a well put together makeup look like queers do 🌈
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the one cis man I'd let have his way with me
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
that first dump post surgery is a life saver!

it was 4 days post surgery before that happened for me and I felt awful before it happened and positively angelic afterwards 😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by Manic Pixie Dream Goblin
🎵 I get knocked up, and get knocked up again, I’m always gonna get dicked down 🎵
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I mean, if they're not trying to knock me up, and I'm not trying to knock them up, we're just denying biology, right?
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
if my partners (also trans women, also sterile) are not at least trying to knock me up, I don't want any part of it. gotta get that (metaphorical) goo in me
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
are there trans girls without cum kinks?
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"we want untraceable money that no one can prove is ours so that we can have total financial freedom"

*monkeys paw doesn't even curl because nothing invokes a self fulfilling curse like libertarians
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM